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#simpsons

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Janie Karma S 🏳️‍🌈🖖🏿<p>Boy, Bart! Laddie's the best dog in the world! He's nothing like your old dog.</p><p>Santa's Little Helper? Guess I was the only one who loved him. </p><p>You got that right! Remember the time he ate my goldfish, and you lied to me and said I never had any goldfish? But why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl? </p><p>Yeah. He was a great dog.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TheSimpsons" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TheSimpsons</span></a><br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Simpsons" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Simpsons</span></a></p><p>-</p>
Janie Karma S 🏳️‍🌈🖖🏿<p>What did you do today, Bart? </p><p>What didn't I do? </p><p>"Boy Discovers Comet." </p><p>What? </p><p>"A young Springfieldianite has discovered a new comet... to be known as the Bart Simpson Comet." Oh, honey, I'm so proud of you. </p><p>But then you've always been proud of me. </p><p>Yes...</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TheSimpsons" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TheSimpsons</span></a><br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Simpsons" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Simpsons</span></a></p><p>-</p>
Janie Karma S 🏳️‍🌈🖖🏿<p>Mmm! Delicious!<br> <br>Now, Krusty, I hear it's your birthday... so I got your mother's recipe for matzohbrei. </p><p>Hey, I don't do The Jewish stuff on the air. </p><p>But, Hershel, bubbeleh-- </p><p>Ix-nay on the ew-Jay. Roll the cartoon.</p><p>It's so sad that Krusty is ashamed of his roots.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TheSimpsons" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TheSimpsons</span></a><br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Simpsons" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Simpsons</span></a></p><p>-</p>
WhoPotterVian<p>Lunchlady Doris is also very funny. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Simpsons" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Simpsons</span></a></p>
WhoPotterVian<p>Desperately Seeking Lisa: Another fun one. Offers some entertaining contrast between Lisa and Patty and Selma, with the former being more arty and the latter preferring trashier venues in Capital City. The loe triangle between Superintendant Chalmers, Miss Hoover and <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Simpsons" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Simpsons</span></a></p>
Canadian Traveler<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://beige.party/@the_etrain" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>the_etrain</span></a></span> Eating pie: the cause of and solution to all of life’s problems <a href="https://zeroes.ca/tags/Simpsons" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Simpsons</span></a></p>
Schallkanonenfieber<p>Erinnert ihr euch an die Folge der <a href="https://metalhead.club/tags/Simpsons" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Simpsons</span></a> in der Burns Gouverneur werden wollte?</p><p>Mir würden da auf Anhieb mehrere Parallelen zu <a href="https://metalhead.club/tags/Merz" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Merz</span></a> einfallen 😬 </p><p><a href="https://metalhead.club/tags/Meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Meme</span></a> <a href="https://metalhead.club/tags/Memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Memes</span></a> <a href="https://metalhead.club/tags/Satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Satire</span></a> <a href="https://metalhead.club/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a> <a href="https://metalhead.club/tags/CDU" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CDU</span></a> <a href="https://metalhead.club/tags/FckCDU" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FckCDU</span></a> <a href="https://metalhead.club/tags/FckMrz" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FckMrz</span></a> <a href="https://metalhead.club/tags/Rechtsruck" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Rechtsruck</span></a> <a href="https://metalhead.club/tags/Brandmauer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Brandmauer</span></a> <a href="https://metalhead.club/tags/Politik" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Politik</span></a> <a href="https://metalhead.club/tags/DePol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DePol</span></a> <a href="https://metalhead.club/tags/Strassenaufkleber" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Strassenaufkleber</span></a> <a href="https://metalhead.club/tags/StreetArt" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>StreetArt</span></a></p>
Kawaoneechan<p>"I sleep in a big bed with your wife." — a more savage Homer.</p><p>I'm not sure how or why I came up with that. Can you think of other <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Simpsons" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Simpsons</span></a> quotes that'd be more savage with a single word change?</p>
WhoPotterVian<p>off the cliff, rather than Bob trying to murder her, is very good. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Simpsons" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Simpsons</span></a></p>
WhoPotterVian<p>The Yellow Lotus: Another funny and unique episode, concerning the Simpsons at a posh holiday resort. You can't ever go wrong with a Sideshow Bob story, and whilst it's a shame they forget about his Italian family here, the twist that the new love in the life pushes him <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Simpsons" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Simpsons</span></a></p>
ENTER.CO<p>¿Cómo te verías si fueras un Simpson? 🤔<br>Convierte tu foto en una caricatura animada gratis con ChatGPT. ¡Hazlo ahora! 🎨</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Simpsons" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Simpsons</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Caricatura" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Caricatura</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ChatGPT" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ChatGPT</span></a></p><p><a href="https://www.enter.co/especiales/dev/como-te-verias-si-fueras-un-simpson-asi-puedes-convertir-tu-foto-con-chatgpt-gratis/?utm_source=dlvr.it&amp;utm_medium=mastodon" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">enter.co/especiales/dev/como-t</span><span class="invisible">e-verias-si-fueras-un-simpson-asi-puedes-convertir-tu-foto-con-chatgpt-gratis/?utm_source=dlvr.it&amp;utm_medium=mastodon</span></a></p>
Janie Karma S 🏳️‍🌈🖖🏿<p>Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charge that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down 80% while heavy sack beatings are up a shocking 900%?</p><p>Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. Forty percent of all people know that.</p><p>I see. What do you say to the accusation that your group has been causing more crimes than it's been preventing?</p><p>Oh, Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes.</p><p>Touché.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TheSimpsons" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TheSimpsons</span></a><br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Simpsons" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Simpsons</span></a></p><p>-</p>
Janie Karma S 🏳️‍🌈🖖🏿<p>Who controls the British crown?<br>Who keeps the metric system down? <br>We do <br>We do. <br>Who leaves Atlantis off the maps? <br>Who keeps the Martians under wraps?<br>We do <br>We do. <br>Who holds back the electric car? <br>Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star? <br>We do <br>We do. <br>Who robs cavefish of their sight? <br>Who rigs every Oscar night? <br>We do. <br>We do.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TheSimpsons" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TheSimpsons</span></a><br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Simpsons" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Simpsons</span></a></p><p>-</p>
Janie Karma S 🏳️‍🌈🖖🏿<p>Softball starts this week.<br>Softball? <br>Who's next? <br>Count me out. <br>Not me. <br>No way. <br>What's the matter with you guys? <br>Last year we were 2 and 28. <br>It wasn't our best season. <br>Actually, it was. <br>This year it's gonna be different. <br>What makes you so damn sure? <br>I have a secret weapon.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TheSimpsons" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TheSimpsons</span></a><br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Simpsons" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Simpsons</span></a></p><p>-</p>
WhoPotterVian<p>unimaginative that it essentially draws on past stories like Who Shot Mr Burns and The Principal And The Pauper to create its 'Bart's Birthday' episode. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Simpsons" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Simpsons</span></a></p>
WhoPotterVian<p>Bart's Birthday: A really funny meta-commentary on the idea of a Simpsons finale. It makes some brilliant satiric digs at everything from porn parodies to Disney theme park attractions, and its humorous depiction of AI is particularly impressive. I love how the AI is so <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Simpsons" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Simpsons</span></a></p>
Jan K. ™ #T1D #MVP<p>- ✍️ - <a href="https://nrw.social/tags/drawing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>drawing</span></a> <a href="https://nrw.social/tags/sketch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sketch</span></a> <a href="https://nrw.social/tags/simpsons" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>simpsons</span></a> <a href="https://nrw.social/tags/different" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>different</span></a> <a href="https://nrw.social/tags/coding" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>coding</span></a></p>
Janie Karma S 🏳️‍🌈🖖🏿<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://techhub.social/@linuxgal" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>linuxgal</span></a></span> </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Catholic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Catholic</span></a> <br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Simpsons" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Simpsons</span></a><br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TheSimpsons" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TheSimpsons</span></a></p>
Janie Karma S 🏳️‍🌈🖖🏿<p>Why are you people avoiding me? </p><p>Does my withered face remind you of the grim specter of death?</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TheSimpsons" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TheSimpsons</span></a><br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Simpsons" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Simpsons</span></a></p><p>-</p>
Janie Karma S 🏳️‍🌈🖖🏿<p>You know that feeling you get... when a thousand knives of fire are stabbing you in the heart? I got that right now.</p><p>Ooh! Bacon!</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TheSimpsons" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TheSimpsons</span></a><br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Simpsons" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Simpsons</span></a></p><p>-</p>
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