I wonder if countries will ever loose there vast appetite for wars?...
possibly not because it makes #megabucks...
I wonder if countries will ever loose there vast appetite for wars?...
possibly not because it makes #megabucks...
My spirit animal is now a cheetah .
I'm really fast and friendly to most people, but I get super anxious in captivity, and may benefit from a service dog to keep me more calm.
The issue with people passing #university with almost nothing but #ai does show us something interesting, and useful actually -
If you can pass with no effort, what was the point of the degree at all?
Couldn't you have done the job without the degree if you essentially learned nothing?
You paid to get a piece of paper that tells people you're allowed to do something. It's extortion, not an #education.
"Pay all this money, then maybe you can be a teacher,".
I could get unlimited data on my phone.
Or I could just keep using the ten gig service I get from the government for free, then when it runs out stand in front of the Jack in the Box across the street to download podcasts buying absolutely nothing.
I know the employees don't get paid enough to tell me to leave.
Stranger things happen in LA than someone vaping in front of your store, and ripping videos off #youtube.
It seems inconsistent that they're called "monogamy" and "polyamory".
Maybe call it "monoamory"?
If you watched the TV show "The Wonder Years" you likely believe the past was a wondrous time - which may, or may not have been true for people depending on their personal experience.
But one thing is for sure, the past (and that TV show) had a great soundtrack.
When a friend was driving towards me this morning their car looked blue.
When they passed by and were driving away, their car looked red.
I think they might have been speeding.
Feeling ALL the neutrinos passing through my body this morning. Damn you Wolfgang! #Physics #RandomThoughts
Is it possible to just be gruntled?
We were promised "life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness". We got Robber Barons 2.0 with a surveillance apparatus that makes life without a homing beacon (aka. cell phone) incredibly difficult.
Then again, I have been saying for a long time that "pursuit of happiness" means you can chase after it but the phrase does not imply you'll achieve it, .
Oh, and genocidal autocorrect that corrects every instance of "terror" to "error".
A file I came across on my iPad. No idea where it came from. #randomThoughts
Thoughts to ponder:
Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety-one?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea, does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? (1/5)
There's a local neurological practice that came up with a clever acronym to call themselves the "MIND Institute". They don't deal with minds at all though. That would be psychiatry and psychology, which they don't do.
I'm pretty sure that thinking Wonder Bread is bread or thinking American Cheese is cheese are signs of sociopathy.
I hear people say we've "reached a tipping point" all the time. I don't believe I've ever heard anyone say we've "reached a fulcrum".
If I were ever to open a weed dispensary, I think the sign would just read "Dave's not here, man."
(and I'd probably get sued for copyright infringement or something)
If any #westminster #unionist politician actually told the #truth I probably would not believe them...
I am now so #sceptical
I match the sign.
My shirt is rainbow too.
I basically look as gay as I possibly could at the moment.
Which is half true I guess.
How does that work anyway? Am I #gay if I like both and everything in between if someone is nice and fun to talk to?
Never really thought about it much.
Pretty much just got as far as "HEY YOU'RE FUN TO LOOK AT AND TALK TO, let's make-out and be weird together, then go be loud and annoy people!".
I like to imagine that when I put on my eyeglasses, I transform from an ordinary, boring Kryptonian into Clark Kent, ace reporter and all around swell guy.
Dear #Scotland...
#westminster/"sir" starmer will be coming for more of your water very soon...