Crescendo Himmelweiss<p>Dear physicists, couldn't you <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/invent" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>invent</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/something" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>something</span></a> that "curves space" so that one could simply "WALK STRAIGHT AHEAD with a cup of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/coffee" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>coffee</span></a> in hand" from the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/kitchen" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>kitchen</span></a>, left into the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/hallway" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>hallway</span></a>, and then right into the living room without stubbing one's <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/toes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>toes</span></a> on the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/doorframe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>doorframe</span></a> and spilling all the coffee? ☕ </p><p>Would that be possible, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PLEASE" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>PLEASE</span></a>! Because that would be very <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/helpful" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>helpful</span></a>, and many people would be deeply <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/grateful" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>grateful</span></a>! ❤️ </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/physics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>physics</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Einstein" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Einstein</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/spacetime" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>spacetime</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/QuantumPhysics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>QuantumPhysics</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a></p>
