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stupidcasey5 years later after during the height of Covid-29 <a href="https://lemmy.world/post/38286668" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://lemmy.world/post/38286668</a>

Alien 👽 Max | 🇺🇦 gamedevHello and win! Happy Halloween! This is the humor of a programmer. I don't celebrate almost any events, even my birthday. But some events have interesting stories and emotions. So here's to you on Halloween, I'm spinning a pumpkin on my fingers <a href="https://mastodon.gamedev.place/tags/indiedev" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#indiedev</a> <a href="https://mastodon.gamedev.place/tags/gamedev" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#gamedev</a> <a href="https://mastodon.gamedev.place/tags/Halloween" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Halloween</a> <a href="https://mastodon.gamedev.place/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#humor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.gamedev.place/tags/programminghumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#programminghumor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.gamedev.place/tags/UnrealEngine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#UnrealEngine</a>

solomonschulerwhen you traverse a linked list <a href="https://lemmy.zip/post/52155446" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://lemmy.zip/post/52155446</a>

b-rainOk, it is now time to share this joke. <a href="https://troet.cafe/tags/halloween" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#halloween</a> <a href="https://troet.cafe/tags/christmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#christmas</a> <a href="https://troet.cafe/tags/programming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#programming</a> <a href="https://troet.cafe/tags/programmingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#programmingHumor</a> <a href="https://troet.cafe/tags/programmerHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#programmerHumor</a> <a href="https://troet.cafe/tags/meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#meme</a> <a href="https://troet.cafe/tags/memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#memes</a> <a href="https://troet.cafe/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#humor</a>

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor<a href="https://techhub.social/tags/scrum" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#scrum</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/scrumteam" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#scrumteam</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/dev" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dev</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/developer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#developer</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/coding" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#coding</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/programming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#programming</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/programminghumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#programminghumor</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/uiux" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#uiux</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/ui" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ui</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/userstory" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#userstory</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/halloween" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#halloween</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/Meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Meme</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#memes</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Humor</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#humour</a>

Alessandra SierraGive programmers an inch, they will make a Turing Machine<a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ProgrammingHumor</a>

Chris SaylorI just addressed a `@todo` in the code that had been there for 10 years. Just more evidence of how useless putting a todo in code is.If there isn't a ticket for it, it doesn't exist.<a href="https://techhub.social/tags/programminghumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#programminghumor</a>

Paul Förster :verified_blue:I didn’t know, that <a href="https://swiss.social/tags/Mastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Mastodon</a> could be that violent. 🤣 If I would do that to my <a href="https://swiss.social/tags/Computer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Computer</a> then it wouldn’t just show an alternating “ERROR" and sad face to me. 😜<a href="https://swiss.social/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Humor</a> <a href="https://swiss.social/tags/ProgrammingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ProgrammingHumor</a> <a href="https://swiss.social/tags/Errors" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Errors</a>

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Fake Scrum Stats Memes & HumorDon't let those little kids grow up to work in corporate tech.<a href="https://techhub.social/tags/scrum" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#scrum</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/scrumteam" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#scrumteam</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/dev" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dev</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/developer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#developer</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/qa" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#qa</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/scrummaster" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#scrummaster</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/productowner" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#productowner</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/tech" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#tech</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/coding" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#coding</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/programming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#programming</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/programminghumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#programminghumor</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/qahumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#qahumor</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/ScaledAgileFramework" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ScaledAgileFramework</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/safe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#safe</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/agilemethodology" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#agilemethodology</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/agilemethodologies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#agilemethodologies</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/ScaledAgileFrameworkIsntAgile" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ScaledAgileFrameworkIsntAgile</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/Meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Meme</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#memes</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Humor</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#humour</a>

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor<a href="https://techhub.social/tags/scrum" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#scrum</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/scrumteam" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#scrumteam</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/dev" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dev</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/developer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#developer</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/qa" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#qa</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/defect" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#defect</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/defects" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#defects</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/testing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#testing</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/programming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#programming</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/programminghumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#programminghumor</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/qahumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#qahumor</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#memes</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/Meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Meme</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Humor</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#humour</a>

blaue_Fledermaus<a href="https://mstdn.io/tags/programming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#programming</a> <a href="https://mstdn.io/tags/programmingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#programmingHumor</a> <a href="https://mstdn.io/tags/time" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#time</a> <a href="https://mstdn.io/tags/meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#meme</a>

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor<a href="https://techhub.social/tags/scrum" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#scrum</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/scrumteam" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#scrumteam</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/dev" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dev</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/developer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#developer</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/coding" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#coding</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/programming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#programming</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/buildserver" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#buildserver</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/builds" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#builds</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/buildfail" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#buildfail</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/programminghumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#programminghumor</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#memes</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/Meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Meme</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Humor</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#humour</a>

EngineerDarylMy son took a banana and pretended it was a phone. I took a pear and pushed the banana away and said: "Connection reset by peer".I'm the only nerd in the house.I'm the only one who laughed.<a href="https://fosstodon.org/tags/nerdhumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#nerdhumor</a> <a href="https://fosstodon.org/tags/programming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#programming</a> <a href="https://fosstodon.org/tags/coding" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#coding</a> <a href="https://fosstodon.org/tags/programminghumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#programminghumor</a>

nicopap:drake_dislike: Provably correct software :drake_like: Proverbially correct software<a href="https://tooting.ch/tags/ProgrammingJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ProgrammingJokes</a> <a href="https://tooting.ch/tags/ProgrammingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ProgrammingHumor</a>

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