Sarah Farooqui<p>When you think you are a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/predator" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>predator</span></a> in the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/wild" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>wild</span></a> & thus keep trying to <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/run" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>run</span></a> away, BUT in reality you are a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bougie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bougie</span></a>, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/pampered" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>pampered</span></a>, manicured house cat, used to eating jelly & lounging around on a floral quilt all day. </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cats" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cats</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/runawaycat" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>runawaycat</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CatsOfMastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CatsOfMastodon</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/whitey" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>whitey</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/housecat" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>housecat</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/guiltycat" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>guiltycat</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/caturday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>caturday</span></a></p>