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#ohcanada

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I used to can't stand #TheKidsInTheHall - when it aired in the 90's. I didn't really pay attention to it, TBH. My "University years" were circa 1991 - 1997 commencement. But now? It's funny as heck to me! Yeah, yeah you get tired of me saying "brain damage", but i'm telling you. Brain damage isn't what you'd expect it to be. It's very very very terrible. And nothing about it makes any sense.
#KidsInTheHall

But that guy was talking about all the "sad people". He said, they only people sadder than the "sad people" are the "happy people", and he went on a bit about why the happy people are the saddest of people. He narrated a bit more and decided that truly the saddest of people were indeed neither the "sad people", nor the "happy people", but alas the Village People.

The Village People, he concluded, are the saddest of people. #ohCanada #CanadaTV
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My mate has always had the idea of doing a big trip & touring some 🇺🇸's national parks. Me not, because 🔫s.

Anyway, last night, he sent me a message asking if perhaps maybe in the not too distant future if he went on a trip to 🇨🇦 I'd like to come with.

What a difference a couple of elections make. The tourism drain on 🇺🇸 is real! And 🇺🇸's single loss is 🇨🇦's double gain. Be interesting to see 🇨🇦's projected tourism figures.

Congratulations Canada 🇨🇦
for electing Mark Carney & his Liberal Party win as he vows ‘Trump will never break us"
We plan to travel to Canada this summer but are ordering shirts & hats so everyone there will know we loathe Trump & his thugs as much as they do
Which Obama?
We don't care😀

human cheezit is live-tweeting diplomacy and tariffs from a Florida Cheesecake Factory with secret service eyerolling hard enough to generate a Higgs boson

Laura "9/11 was an inside job and also I’m an Uber critic" Loomer walking into the White House like she's handing out pink slips at a MAGA bake sale.

(imagine getting fired from the NSA because a woman who live-tweeted herself getting banned from Twitter decided your vibes were off. not because you leaked something, not even because you did something... because you weren't vibing hard enough with the "immigrants are eating the pets" caucus)

elon, who is now macrodosing ketamine, spent the Mar-a-Lago strategy dinner balancing a fork and two spoons on his finger like a dissociating toddler. his date, and fourth baby-mama (not to ick a yum), watched him like he was bending space-time

meanwhile canada, literal canada, is out here doing realpolitik with a moose and vibes

we are not a country, we are a "choose your own collapse" ARG with lag spikes

#VibeCheckSecurityClearance
#KetDiplomacy
#BananaRepublicButMakeItFlorida