Geometry in the Middle Age
#nerdjokes

Today at the museum:
While I was in the lab, a visiting researcher was telling an amusing personal story to several of my employees. I wasn’t really listening, but it was convoluted and had something to do with DandD. The she got to the punchline and shouted

“Leedsichthys!”

And my employees laughed and laughed!

I love my job!
#museum #museumlife #paleontology #nerdjokes

Why didn't Tom Bombadil answer the phone?

Because the Ring had no effect on him.

„Now I have become UTC. Bringer of the real time zone!“ #nerdjokes #greenwich #utc #oppenheimer

On most retro machines using graphics or sound or driving the hardware required arcane commands or pokes.

Amstrad BASIC contained a rich set of keywords for these operations.

This is referred to as ‘syntactic Alan Sugar’.

Ich hab' gerade die abgefahrenste "Erklärung" dafür bekommen, warum man Elektroautos zwar mit leeren Akku bergab rekuperierend aufladen kann, jedoch nicht einfach so abschleppen darf:

Abschleppen ist eine echte Kraft, die auf das Auto wirkt - verboten! Die beim bergab Rollen wirkende Schwerkraft ist jedoch eine Scheinkraft, Stichwort Krümmung der #Raumzeit durch Masse usw., und deswegen für das #Elektroauto ungefährlich (so lange nichts im Weg steht).

There are 10 types of people in the world:

Binary and non-binary

#pridemonth #dadjokes #nerdjokes

On the solstice, the sun casts a silhouette of a serpent along it.
#Archaeology #NerdJokes
https://fedibird.com/@mikako6/112417402031034199

I made a design joke, y'all.

...

OK I'll see myself out.

#RandomThoughts
Maybe what they got wrong about Y2K was that it was supposed to be 2048 instead of 2000?

In case you haven't heard this joke yet today: programmers often get Christmas confused with Halloween because DEC 25 = OCT 31.

Happy holidays!

The second rule of concurrency club is that things can happen out of order #NerdJokes

I'll take "Bad HTTP Requests" for 400, Ken. #DadJokes #NerdJokes

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna git

#SlightlyOffPhrases
#HasItOut
#HashtagGames
#NerdJokes

Answer: ask the client customer for more money to fix your architecture problem . @nixCraft

It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.