Ever find yourself building a parser and trying to come up with a bunch of rules that your search space should follow? That's me and my search space is #MagicTheGathering cards.
me: “surely there aren't any names with quotes in them.
magic: “don't call me shirley”
Annie Karni pussy-footing around, declaring #MTG's stock trading & bond dump at time of #DJT's reversal on #Tariffs "isn't illegal" = premature.
1) Investigation needed to determine illegal or no
2) It's at least unethical: the APPEARANCE of impropriety is in & of itself #unethical.
It sure doesn't pass the smell test.
Been having a lot of fun playing around with the new precon Zurgo, and I'm looking forward to giving the deck its first spin (hopefully tonight!)
The pivot of sacrificing tokens for card draw to letting them die as a way to mass drain the table is super slick 
Of course, Marjorie Taylor Greene belongs in prison.
Jeffries backs stock trading ban after Greene buys market dip
https://thehill.com/homenews/house/5249112-congress-stock-trading-ban/
I am so tired of the media saying firebrand when they mean troll. Call #MTG what she is.
#USpolitics
Does any other creature type able to be the focus of an entire set other than dragons? #mtg #magicthegathering #mtgpolls
" due to #liberationday you can fuck payday" - enough insider training money to make #MTG fuckable
I need someone who has been on the Internet as long as I have to tell me what Essence Anchor reminds them of.
https://scryfall.com/card/tdm/44/essence-anchor
#MagicTheGathering #MTG
How much could a dragon cost, Sarkhan?
[[Divine Visitation]] + [[Orphiomancer]] is basically that skit from the Good Place where Janet keeps making cactuses...
"Is it a snake this time?"
"Yep!"
"And not an angel?"
"It is absolutely not an angel."
"Are you sure it's a snake and not an angel?"
"I am positive it's a snake and not an angel."
"OK, give me the snake."
*4/4 Angel token with flying*
Card Name: Azusa, Lost but Seeking
Set: Champions of Kamigawa
Description: You may play two additional lands on each of your turns.
Artist: Todd Lockwood
EDHrec: https://edhrec.com/commanders/azusa-lost-but-seeking #magicthegathering #mtg #AzusaLostbutSeeking #ToddLockwood #ChampionsofKamigawa
Making Magic | Nuts & Bolts #17: Finding Your Mechanics, Part 2
You stumble upon a local theater running a one time show Magic: the Gathering the Musical Live
Do you try to get a ticket? #mtg #magicthegathering #mtgpolls
