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𝕂𝚞𝚋𝚒𝚔ℙ𝚒𝚡𝚎𝚕<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://chaos.social/@allo" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>allo</span></a></span> %id=None</p><p><a href="https://chaos.social/tags/ithumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ithumor</span></a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/itjoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>itjoke</span></a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/witz" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>witz</span></a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>joke</span></a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/code" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>code</span></a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/coding" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>coding</span></a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/nerd" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nerd</span></a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/nerds" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nerds</span></a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/nerdjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nerdjokes</span></a></p>
Jörgi<p>The OkAPI</p><p><a href="https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Okapi" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Okapi</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p><p><a href="https://chaos.social/tags/ITJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ITJokes</span></a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/itjoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>itjoke</span></a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/dadjoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dadjoke</span></a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/developerjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>developerjokes</span></a></p>
Professor MsPaint<p>This post is an UDP Joke. I don't care if you get it!</p><p><a href="https://ravenation.club/tags/itjoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>itjoke</span></a></p>
Michal Bryxí 🌱<p>Well technically ... it was NOT called 🤷 </p><p><a href="https://veganism.social/tags/ITjoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ITjoke</span></a> <a href="https://veganism.social/tags/BadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://veganism.social/tags/JavaScript" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JavaScript</span></a></p>
Věčný Stopař Kosmírem<p>Víte, kolik ajťáků potřebujete k výměně žárovky? <br>To záleží, kolik času zbejvá do dedlajny.<br><a href="https://cztwitter.cz/tags/chtip" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>chtip</span></a> <a href="https://cztwitter.cz/tags/itjoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>itjoke</span></a></p>
Michal Bryxí 🌱<p>You're still chasing the 10x engineers? You should strive for 10! engineers!</p><p><a href="https://veganism.social/tags/NerdJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NerdJoke</span></a> <a href="https://veganism.social/tags/BadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://veganism.social/tags/ItJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ItJoke</span></a></p>
Michal Bryxí 🌱<p>Yeah, sorry to break it to you, but that license plate does not mean what you think it means ... 😆🤣😂😅</p><p><a href="https://veganism.social/tags/Cars" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Cars</span></a> <a href="https://veganism.social/tags/SmallDickVibes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SmallDickVibes</span></a> <a href="https://veganism.social/tags/HTTP404" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HTTP404</span></a> <a href="https://veganism.social/tags/LicensePlate" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>LicensePlate</span></a> <a href="https://veganism.social/tags/ItJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ItJoke</span></a> <a href="https://veganism.social/tags/Fail" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Fail</span></a></p>
𝕂𝚞𝚋𝚒𝚔ℙ𝚒𝚡𝚎𝚕<p>Artificial intelligence is also just like enlightened magic, which only does what we tell it to do and how we tell it to do it, not what we want to believe 😅</p><p><a href="https://chaos.social/tags/ai" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ai</span></a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/artificialintelligence" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>artificialintelligence</span></a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/comic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>comic</span></a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/error" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>error</span></a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/magic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>magic</span></a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/fun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fun</span></a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>joke</span></a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/itjoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>itjoke</span></a></p>
Daniel Tóth 🦄<p>🤣🤣🤣</p><p><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/itjoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>itjoke</span></a></p>
Michal Bryxí 🌱<p>And remember kids `regex` is only</p><p>```<br>:%s/((re)g).?(ex)/\1\2ts/<br>```</p><p>away from `regrets`.</p><p><a href="https://veganism.social/tags/VIM" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>VIM</span></a> <a href="https://veganism.social/tags/ItJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ItJoke</span></a> <a href="https://veganism.social/tags/NerdJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NerdJoke</span></a> <a href="https://veganism.social/tags/Regexp" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Regexp</span></a> <a href="https://veganism.social/tags/SimplifiedForReadibility" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SimplifiedForReadibility</span></a> <a href="https://veganism.social/tags/WellNoActually" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>WellNoActually</span></a></p>
vitsoft<p><span class="h-card"><a href="https://cztwitter.cz/@honzakorinek" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>honzakorinek</span></a></span> A já blbec jí šel naproti hardwarovou obezličkou:</p><p><a href="https://vitsoft.info/images/Elektronika1989-4str33.htm" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">vitsoft.info/images/Elektronik</span><span class="invisible">a1989-4str33.htm</span></a><br><a href="https://cztwitter.cz/tags/itjoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>itjoke</span></a></p>
Věčný Stopař Kosmírem<p>Smrt je NMI<br><a href="https://cztwitter.cz/tags/itjoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>itjoke</span></a></p>
LupusMichaelis<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://m.g3l.org/@mmu_man" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>mmu_man</span></a></span> </p><p>You just tabled the debate field <a href="https://mamot.fr/tags/itjoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>itjoke</span></a></p>
Michal Bryxí 🌱<p>Me: `git commit -m 'This is not needed'`<br>Also me: `git revert [sha]; git commit -m 'Ah that's why we needed this ...'`</p><p><a href="https://veganism.social/tags/Joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Joke</span></a> <a href="https://veganism.social/tags/ItJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ItJoke</span></a> <a href="https://veganism.social/tags/NerdJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NerdJoke</span></a> <a href="https://veganism.social/tags/Git" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Git</span></a></p>
Věčný Stopař Kosmírem<p>Práva k souborům v unixech nastavoval zásadně numericky. Miloval to.<br>Vlastně se projevoval jako unixová octomilka.<br><a href="https://cztwitter.cz/tags/itjoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>itjoke</span></a></p>
𝕂𝚞𝚋𝚒𝚔ℙ𝚒𝚡𝚎𝚕<p>How IT really works under Firefox! 🦊</p><p><a href="https://chaos.social/tags/firefox" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>firefox</span></a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/comic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>comic</span></a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/it" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>it</span></a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/itjoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>itjoke</span></a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humour</span></a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>joke</span></a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/work" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>work</span></a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/internet" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>internet</span></a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/opensource" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>opensource</span></a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/animals" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>animals</span></a></p>
Zechy<p>Heh, koukám, že můj poslední boost byl příspěvek #1024. Hezké kulaté číslo 😄 <a href="https://mastodonczech.cz/tags/itjoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>itjoke</span></a></p>
Zechy<p>"Víš, proč se tomu říká Cryengine? Protože se ti při práci u toho chce brečet" <a href="https://mastodonczech.cz/tags/itjoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>itjoke</span></a></p>
Cyber Yuki<p>dir and loading in /las/vegas</p><p><a href="https://hackers.town/tags/ITJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ITJoke</span></a> <a href="https://hackers.town/tags/pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>pun</span></a></p>
KuJoe 💞<p>I had to look up how long a football game is, and I was shocked with the answer.</p><p>It takes them over 3 hours to play four 15-minute quarters. 🤯 </p><p>As somebody who works in IT, I think we can probably get that number down a bit with some automation and multi-threading. We can get some algorithms configured with some machine learning and run all 4 quarters concurrently.</p><p><a href="https://mindly.social/tags/NFL" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NFL</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/SuperbOwl" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SuperbOwl</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/ITJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ITJoke</span></a></p>
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