Shantell Powell<p>I deviated from my usual eating patterns for my birthday party on Sunday and am still dealing with the repercussions today. I love birthday cake, strawberry daiquiris, and snacking all day, but my GI tract does not. It went on strike. </p><p>I was so bloated last night that I looked third-trimester pregnant. I'm considerably smaller today after deplorable bathroom shenanigans taking place throughout the night courtesy of a teeny weeny pill, but I have no appetite. I have been sipping on tea and avoiding the gym. Hopefully I'll be recovered enough for <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mstdn.games/@Knightky" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>Knightky</span></a></span> 's work party tomorrow. Phew! <a href="https://c.im/tags/IBS" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>IBS</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/Diverticulosis" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Diverticulosis</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/Gastroparesis" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Gastroparesis</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/Dyspepsia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Dyspepsia</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/ChronicIllness" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ChronicIllness</span></a></p>