My boss lives alone and works from home. I became his personal assistant and spend all my time with him in his work bed getting on top of things

Merging the love between our legs over and over is the only thing that keeps us sane at work

All our needs are met when we share a bed

I visit my next door neighbor in his apartment every day after his wife goes to work so we can experiment on each other

I invite my work buddy over every night so we can pretend we are too drunk to know what we are doing

For guys who constantly crave the feeling of closeness in the right areas but without risking pregnancy

My work buddies stay at my place every weekend because we are obsessed with "watching sports"

We always find a way to stay behind in the barracks

When you said we have things to iron out, I didn't expect it to feel so good

This place has been abandoned a long time so we have guaranteed privacy to meet every day

I feel so bad about bullying you in school when we were younger. I hope this will convince you to move in with me so I can make it up to you.

People at work are completely convinced we hate each other

"You came over so we could get ready for the wedding rehearsal."
"They're not going to miss two groomsmen and you don't want to go any more than i do."

The repairman hasn't fixed my fridge yet but there's no rush and he's done work for the day

I apparently won a contest and get unlimited free in-home massages for 5 years

We both have the same problem and hit upon a solution that never fails

I applied for rental assistance, and the owner dropped by in peraon to help