💙 Bwee the Fluffdragon 💙<p>By the way... Getting soap in my mouth... Well. I'm embarrassed to say it, but I got addicted to eating soap.</p><p>But don't worry. I'm clean now. :3</p><p><a href="https://meow.social/tags/OkayMaybeImNotDone" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>OkayMaybeImNotDone</span></a> <a href="https://meow.social/tags/Terrible" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Terrible</span></a> <a href="https://meow.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://meow.social/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a> <a href="https://meow.social/tags/DragonJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DragonJokes</span></a></p>
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💙 Bwee the Fluffdragon 💙I went to the movie theater and almost got some chips with cheese. But I didn't dare take it after all.
💙 Bwee the Fluffdragon 💙What do you call a corvid that sticks to anything it touches?
💙 Bwee the Fluffdragon 💙<p>An unfortunate story from my youth:</p><p>There was one time I drove from my parents' place in South Carolina to near Orlando, Florida to visit THE theme park of my dreams, Disney World.</p><p>I saw a sign that made me turn around and go back home immediately. I was so mad, y'all. It really ruined my trip!</p><p>The sign said "Disney World Left"</p><p>Why didn't anyone tell me it was leaving, that's what I wanna know!</p><p><a href="https://meow.social/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>jokes</span></a> <a href="https://meow.social/tags/terrible" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>terrible</span></a> <a href="https://meow.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://meow.social/tags/silly" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>silly</span></a> <a href="https://meow.social/tags/DragonJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DragonJokes</span></a></p>
💙 Bwee the Fluffdragon 💙<p>*sighs a long, mournful sigh*</p><p>Guys, I... I lost my job today. My job as a massage therapist.</p><p>They said...</p><p>*puts a melodramatic back-of-paw over their forehead*</p><p>I rubbed people the wrong way!!</p><p><a href="https://meow.social/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>jokes</span></a> <a href="https://meow.social/tags/terrible" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>terrible</span></a> <a href="https://meow.social/tags/puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>puns</span></a> <a href="https://meow.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://meow.social/tags/massage" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>massage</span></a> <a href="https://meow.social/tags/DragonJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DragonJokes</span></a></p>
Zia<p>*making plans for traveling to Chicago*</p><p>My partner: “Wait, what about the smog?”</p><p>Me: “… like the dragon?”</p><p>Partner, confused: “…. Like the smoke…?” And proceeds to facepalm as I die laughing. Stay safe out there folks! :dino33: </p><p><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/smaug" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>smaug</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Chicago" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Chicago</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/smog" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>smog</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/dragonjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>dragonjokes</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/miscommunication" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>miscommunication</span></a></p>
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