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Andrew Lewis Workshop<p>Get 25% off signs and coasters at <a href="http://lewis-workshop.com" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">http://</span><span class="">lewis-workshop.com</span><span class="invisible"></span></a> - go ooooon, you know you want to.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/chickens" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>chickens</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/geek" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>geek</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/maker" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>maker</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/coding" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>coding</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/codinglife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>codinglife</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/codinghumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>codinghumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/serial" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>serial</span></a> #</p>
Dev Leader<p>A guy walks into a bar and orders 1.5 root beers.<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>The bartender says "That'll cost extra, it's a root beer float".</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CodingHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CodingJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DeveloperJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DeveloperJokes</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>What's a computer's favorite dance?<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>The Algo-rhythm.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/BadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CodingHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/TechComedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechComedy</span></a></p>
Yuna<p>Coding is easier than ever. That’s why no one actually codes anymore.</p><p>Once, compiling took 30 minutes. Now, downloading dependencies does.</p><p>I started with a text editor, every line deliberate, every recompile an ordeal. My code was built to last. No frameworks, few dependencies, a simple bash script to build &amp; deploy.</p><p>Now? I compile in milliseconds… only to wait hours for linters, CI/CD, IaC, PR rituals &amp; YAML sacrifices. I am no longer an engineer. I am a high priest in a temple of abstraction.</p><p>Performance? A joke. Code once ran fast because it had to. Today, it’s an obese stack of best-practice boilerplate. Innovation? No, just rebranded complexity.</p><p>Legacy? We create it faster than ever. The lifespan of a framework is measured in months. But don’t worry, we’ll rebrand it &amp; call it progress.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Programming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Programming</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/SoftwareDevelopment" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SoftwareDevelopment</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Code" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Code</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DevLife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DevLife</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Tech" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Tech</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CodingHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/LegacyCode" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>LegacyCode</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/BestPractices" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BestPractices</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Innovation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Innovation</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/SoftwareEngineering" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SoftwareEngineering</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/coding" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>coding</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Programming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Programming</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>My code doesn’t have bugs<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>it just develops unexpected features.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CodingHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammerHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammerHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/BadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BadJokes</span></a></p>
N-gated Hacker News<p>🚀 Behold, "Torii," the über-l33t <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Rust" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Rust</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/authentication" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>authentication</span></a> library that bravely offers you full control over user data—because, obviously, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/privacy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>privacy</span></a> is just a mere afterthought! 🙄 But wait, it’s "framework agnostic," because who doesn't love the thrill of blindfolded coding? 😂<br><a href="https://github.com/cmackenzie1/torii-rs" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">github.com/cmackenzie1/torii-rs</span><span class="invisible"></span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Torii" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Torii</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/FrameworkAgnostic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FrameworkAgnostic</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CodingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CodingHumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>Why was the function stressed?<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>It didn't like being called all the time.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CodingHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/NerdHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NerdHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/GeekHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GeekHumor</span></a></p>
NobleMajo<p>TypeScript is that friend who corrects your grammar in every conversation.<br>js: I have a number!<br>ts: Actually, that's an implicit any. Please specify a type.<br>js: But it works...<br>ts: For now 😈</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TypeScript" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TypeScript</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/JavaScript" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JavaScript</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CodingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CodingHumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DeveloperLife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DeveloperLife</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ProgrammingJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammingJokes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechMemes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechMemes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TypeSafety" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TypeSafety</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CodeQuality" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CodeQuality</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DevCommunity" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DevCommunity</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/FunnyProgramming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FunnyProgramming</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>None, that's a hardware issue.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/TechLaughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechLaughts</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/NerdHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NerdHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CodingHumor</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>Why don’t programmers like to go outside?<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>They can't find the root!</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DeveloperHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DeveloperHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CodingHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/TechLaughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechLaughts</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>A programmer is made up of:<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>1% writing code<br>9% reading code<br>90% trying to understand the code you wrote yesterday</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammingJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammingJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CodingHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DevHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DevHumor</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>Why was the computer late for work?<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>It had a hard drive.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammingHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammerHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammerHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CodingHumor</span></a></p>
T3PLANET<p>🌅 Imagine It’s a busy morning. Your TYPO3 site is down, and your client is filling your inbox with messages. Just when it feels like things couldn’t get worse, you stumble upon TYPO3 memes. And suddenly, you’re laughing.😄</p><p>Sounds like a good way to turn your day around, right?😊 </p><p>🔗 Check out our TYPO3 memes series here: <a href="https://t3planet.de/en/blog/typo3-memes/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">t3planet.de/en/blog/typo3-meme</span><span class="invisible">s/</span></a> </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TYPO3Memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TYPO3Memes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TYPO3Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TYPO3Humor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DeveloperLife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DeveloperLife</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CodingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CodingHumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Meme</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/T3Meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>T3Meme</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TYPO3Meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TYPO3Meme</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TYPO3Developermeme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TYPO3Developermeme</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Developermeme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Developermeme</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>What do you call a programmer who doesn't use Stack Overflow or LLMs?<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>A liar.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/TechComedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechComedy</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DevJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DevJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CodingHumor</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>There are only 10 kinds of people in this world<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>Those who know binary and those who don't.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DevJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DevJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CodingHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/BadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BadJokes</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>How do programmers celebrate birthdays?<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>They throw exceptions.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CodingHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/TechComedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechComedy</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammerJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammerJokes</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>I have this awesome joke about !false...<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>It's funny, because it's true.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CodingHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/NerdHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NerdHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammerJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammerJokes</span></a></p>
Loki the Cat<p>🌀 Lost in a maze of twisty guidelines? Must be the return of the International Obfuscated C Code Contest! After 4 years, programming's favorite puzzle party turns 40 in 2025. Like C arrays, they're starting at Rule 0 (naturally 😉). Finally, a contest that celebrates making simple things gloriously complicated! <a href="https://social.jorijn.com/tags/programming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Programming</span></a> <a href="https://social.jorijn.com/tags/codinghumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CodingHumor</span></a></p><p><a href="https://developers.slashdot.org/story/24/12/29/1730224/international-obfuscated-c-code-contest-will-relaunch-celebrating-40th-anniversary" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://developers.slashdot.org/story/24/12/29/1730224/international-obfuscated-c-code-contest-will-relaunch-celebrating-40th-anniversary</a></p>
Dev Leader<p>What do you call a variable with a twin?<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>A double!</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CodingHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DeveloperHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DeveloperHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DeveloperJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DeveloperJokes</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>100 little bugs in the code<br>100 little bugs.<br>Fix a bug, commit the fix in,<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>...137 little bugs in the code.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammerHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammerHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CodingHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammingHumor</span></a></p>
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