slightly unethical responses to CINO (Christian-In-Name-Only) Karens' passive-aggressive "I'll pray for you" bullshit:
- pray for yourself because having an attitude like that will get you punched one day
- no thanks, I've been preyed on enough by you wacky ass zealots
- if prayers worked, you'd be dead and buried
- I think God's hotline is a bit busy with all the dying schoolchildren and ongoing overseas genocide. But sure, he's totally listening to you condemn me for wearing a Pride flag.
- if Jesus were here, you'd try to call the cops on him for being Black in public
- aren't you supposed to do that in private with the door closed like the Bible says?
- praying for me to suffer in hell for eternity for supporting Kamala Harris is not the flex you think it is
- you believe the lies of an orange-colored prolapse made man and a couch-fucking racist. excuse me if I don't hold stock in your worthless righteous condemnation
- your adult children don't talk to you anymore, do they?