shplink<p>So you wake up one <a href="https://c.im/tags/morning" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>morning</span></a> and make the mistake of actually looking at the bathroom mirror and it's like, how... when... the FUCK did THAT happen?</p><p>I don't hear any bells or anything, don't get me wrong. So I should just chill the hell out, and enjoy Zakk Wylde's allegedly favorite brew, crank some <a href="https://c.im/tags/Blasters" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Blasters</span></a>, and try to not think that I'm sixty fucking years old.</p><p>"She calls toll-free and requests an old song<br>Something they used to know<br>She prays to herself that wherever he is<br>He's listening to the Border Radio"</p>