Grinning Cat :neocat_flag_bi: :neocat_flag_polyam:<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.cloud/@Punkwalrus" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>Punkwalrus</span></a></span> A couple of unrelated <a href="https://tech.lgbt/tags/puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>puns</span></a> (<a href="https://tech.lgbt/tags/BadPuns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BadPuns</span></a>) from <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://hachyderm.io/@Ten" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>Ten</span></a></span> :</p><p>I've decided to get velcro shoes instead of lace-ups...<br>I mean, why knot?</p><p>I was so unpopular in high school that they used to call me "Batteries".<br>I was never included in anything.</p><p>The cost of balloons has risen.<br>You know, inflation.</p><p>In 3,025 years, life will either be really good or really bad.<br>It's 5050.</p><p>(And I'm remembering this one; pretty sure it's by Ten.)</p><p>You have to be careful. If you're not actually someone's father, telling dad jokes is a faux pa.</p>