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BrambleBearGrrrauling<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://beige.party/@Outis" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>Outis</span></a></span></p><p>HAHAHAHAHA!<br>Challenging <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/writing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>writing</span></a> mucles~<br>Permission to suck.</p><p>Priming poetry<br>Pump, commit to write <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/badpoems" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>badpoems</span></a> !<br>Chop words, carry wine.</p>
Bean 🇺🇲🇻🇪<p>Ball 8.<br /><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/BadPoems" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>BadPoems</span></a><br /><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a></p>
Pseudonymous :antiverified:<p><a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/BadPoems" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BadPoems</span></a><br>Escaping noble;<br>Child of the Earth in space;<br>What helium?</p>
Pseudonymous :antiverified:<p><a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/BadPoems" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BadPoems</span></a><br>The mosquitoes swarm;<br>My dyed banana hair's beacon;<br>And milk shake draw them.</p>
Pseudonymous :antiverified:<p><a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/BadPoems" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BadPoems</span></a><br>A marionette;<br>Livestock and I dance and fight;<br>By lasso connected.</p>
Pseudonymous :antiverified:<p><a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/BadPoems" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BadPoems</span></a><br>Below painted fence;<br>In sweaty humid weather;<br>Butt plug rail gun jokes.</p>
DonThom<p>I once tried to write a poem, <br>But it was not very good. <br>You see, it had an ending <br>That nobody understood. <br>Flapjacks! <br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/badpoems" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>badpoems</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/hashtaggames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>hashtaggames</span></a></p>
Imakethingsforu<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/badpoems" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>badpoems</span></a> <br>In Texas sun, so hot and vast,<br>The power grid just cannot last.<br>Summer's heat, it cannot rid,<br>"Oh no!" cries out the Texas grid.</p>
Imakethingsforu<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/badpoems" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>badpoems</span></a> <br>Cats that moo,<br>Dogs that quack,<br>This poem's off,<br>It's clearly whack!</p>
Merk<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/badpoems" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>badpoems</span></a> </p><p>"My love for you is like a truck.<br>Would you like some making fuck?"</p><p>-Jason Derris, 1994</p>
Drew<p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/badpoems" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>badpoems</span></a><br>A chicken is a noble beast,<br>The cow is much forlorner;<br>Standing in the pouring rain,<br>With a leg at every corner.<br> William McGonagall</p>
Drew<p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/badpoems" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>badpoems</span></a><br>I wondered lonely as a cloud<br>All through the steaming jungle<br>Till all at once I spied a crowd<br>A host of gleaming daffodungles<br>(The Goodies)</p>
Big Jesus Trashcan☑️🏴<p><a href="https://kolektiva.social/tags/badpoems" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>badpoems</span></a> <br>There's once was a man from Sodom<br>Who liked things put up his bottom<br>He'd give it all a thrash<br>Put it up his ass<br>I'm glad he wasn't from Gomorra.Badum</p>
Jim Parsons<p>I'm new here and finding my way around. I just want to revel in freedom without the burden of worrying about being popular or facing judgments. I believe this is a safe space.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/badpoems" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>badpoems</span></a></p>
Trendy Toots<p>Today's top ten tag trends:</p><p>10: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/worldphotographyday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>worldphotographyday</span></a><br>9: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/saturday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>saturday</span></a><br>8: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/sweaus" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sweaus</span></a><br>7: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/perfectperpwalksong" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>perfectperpwalksong</span></a><br>6: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/coys" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>coys</span></a><br>5: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/BVBKOE" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BVBKOE</span></a><br>4: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fifawwc" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fifawwc</span></a><br>3: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/catsofmastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>catsofmastodon</span></a><br>2: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/badpoems" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>badpoems</span></a><br>1: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/caturday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>caturday</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/trendytoots" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>trendytoots</span></a> 📈</p>
Clara Listensprechen<p><a href="https://qoto.org/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a> <br><a href="https://qoto.org/tags/BadPoems" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BadPoems</span></a> </p><p>The hand is quicker<br>Than the eye is,<br>But somewhat slower<br>Than the fly is.</p><p><a href="https://qoto.org/tags/RichardArmour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>RichardArmour</span></a></p>
Clara Listensprechen<p><a href="https://qoto.org/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a> <br><a href="https://qoto.org/tags/BadPoems" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BadPoems</span></a> </p><p>Who is it seeks my Pillow Nights?<br>A Cat who poops but never wipes.</p><p><a href="https://qoto.org/tags/JulieKane" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JulieKane</span></a> <a href="https://qoto.org/tags/caturday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>caturday</span></a></p>
Clara Listensprechen<p><a href="https://qoto.org/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a> <br><a href="https://qoto.org/tags/BadPoems" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BadPoems</span></a> </p><p>A shudder in the loins engenders there<br>Stains that won’t wash out of underwear.</p><p><a href="https://qoto.org/tags/DeanBlehert" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DeanBlehert</span></a></p>
Clara Listensprechen<p><a href="https://qoto.org/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a> <br><a href="https://qoto.org/tags/BadPoems" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BadPoems</span></a> </p><p>Fear no more the heat o’ the Sun:<br>With lotion, bask ‘til you’re well done. </p><p><a href="https://qoto.org/tags/DeanBlehert" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DeanBlehert</span></a></p>
Clara Listensprechen<p><a href="https://qoto.org/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a> <br><a href="https://qoto.org/tags/BadPoems" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BadPoems</span></a> </p><p>Home is the place where, when you have to go there<br>They make you mow the lawn or shovel snow there.</p><p><a href="https://qoto.org/tags/BobMcKentey" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BobMcKentey</span></a></p>
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