Ball 8.
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I once tried to write a poem,
But it was not very good.
You see, it had an ending
That nobody understood.
Flapjacks!
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In Texas sun, so hot and vast,
The power grid just cannot last.
Summer's heat, it cannot rid,
"Oh no!" cries out the Texas grid.

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Cats that moo,
Dogs that quack,
This poem's off,
It's clearly whack!

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"My love for you is like a truck.
Would you like some making fuck?"

-Jason Derris, 1994

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A chicken is a noble beast,
The cow is much forlorner;
Standing in the pouring rain,
With a leg at every corner.
William McGonagall

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I wondered lonely as a cloud
All through the steaming jungle
Till all at once I spied a crowd
A host of gleaming daffodungles
(The Goodies)

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There's once was a man from Sodom
Who liked things put up his bottom
He'd give it all a thrash
Put it up his ass
I'm glad he wasn't from Gomorra.Badum

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The hand is quicker
Than the eye is,
But somewhat slower
Than the fly is.

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Who is it seeks my Pillow Nights?
A Cat who poops but never wipes.

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A shudder in the loins engenders there
Stains that won’t wash out of underwear.

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Fear no more the heat o’ the Sun:
With lotion, bask ‘til you’re well done.

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Home is the place where, when you have to go there
They make you mow the lawn or shovel snow there.