NaraMoore ⛩️👻八尺様👻⛩️ at Fedi<p><strong>Drilling for Treacle</strong></p><p><strong><a href="https://sakurajima.moe/tags/FanFiction" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>FanFiction</span></a> <a href="https://sakurajima.moe/tags/AliceInWonderland" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AliceInWonderland</span></a></strong></p><p><strong><a href="https://sakurajima.moe/tags/wss366" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>wss366</span></a> 06/25</strong></p><p>“Treacle,” said the March Hare, emphasizing his point with his teacup.</p><p>“Yes,” said Alice. “What about treacle?”</p><p>“It's the only thing worth drilling for.”</p><p>“Hear, hear,” came a sleepy voice from the sugar bowl. The voice continued so muffled, no one heard “<a href="https://sakurajima.moe/tags/Mine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Mine</span></a> treacle not coal.”</p><p>“What about oil? The government seems quite intent on drilling for that.”</p><p>“Silly girl,” The Hatter said, joining in. “Oil is nasty, black, tarry stuff. Have you ever added to your tea?”</p><p>“No,” said Alice, not quite understanding the logic.</p><p>The March Hare made a nasty face. “Put it in <a href="https://sakurajima.moe/tags/mine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>mine</span></a> once, tastes terrible. Treacle is much better.”</p><p>“I suppose.” Alice couldn’t argue with that. Still...</p><p>The Hatter looked at his watch. “Half past the election. They should be buttering up the budget about now.”</p><p>“I think not,” said the Cheshire Cat, who had just joined them. “The badgers will be for throwing it in the ocean because the mice got a piece of cheese.”</p><p>“No help for it,” The Hatter said. “We have plenty, though,” and passed Alice a large slice of liberty bread thickly buttered.</p><p>Alice was just reaching for it when the Hatter snatched it away, saying, “The Dormouse has buttered the wrong side again.”</p><p>“Treacle,” said the March Hare, emphasizing his words with the buttered bread he’d gotten his hands on.</p><p>“You just said that,” Alice responded. </p><p>“He did, but ti’s a new season,” the Hatter said.</p><p>“Indeed,” came a voice from the sugar bowl.</p><p><a href="https://sakurajima.moe/tags/MicroFiction" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>MicroFiction</span></a> <a href="https://sakurajima.moe/tags/NMPrompts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>NMPrompts</span></a> <a href="https://sakurajima.moe/tags/NMV366" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>NMV366</span></a> <a href="https://sakurajima.moe/tags/MadHatter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>MadHatter</span></a> <a href="https://sakurajima.moe/tags/MarchHare" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>MarchHare</span></a> <a href="https://sakurajima.moe/tags/DoorMouse" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DoorMouse</span></a> <a href="https://sakurajima.moe/tags/cheshirecat" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>cheshirecat</span></a> <a href="https://sakurajima.moe/tags/Tea" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Tea</span></a> <a href="https://sakurajima.moe/tags/Satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Satire</span></a></p>