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Varx<p>The server said a %20 tip was normal, so I gave her an extra space. Not sure why she was so mad. 🤔</p><p><a href="https://defcon.social/tags/programmer_humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>programmer_humor</span></a> <a href="https://defcon.social/tags/html" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>html</span></a> <a href="https://defcon.social/tags/TechJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechJoke</span></a> <a href="https://defcon.social/tags/this_is_an_anchor_not_a_hashtag" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>this_is_an_anchor_not_a_hashtag</span></a></p>
phantom49<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>memes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humour</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>jokes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/lol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>lol</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/sunday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sunday</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/tech" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>tech</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/technology" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>technology</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ai" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ai</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/machinelearning" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>machinelearning</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/programming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>programming</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/programmerhumour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>programmerhumour</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechJoke</span></a></p>
phantom49<p>Good datasets are like Santa Claus.. Would have been good if they really existed 😭 <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>memes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humour</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>jokes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/work" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>work</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/machinelearning" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>machinelearning</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/data" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>data</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/tech" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>tech</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/dev" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dev</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/programming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>programming</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/programmerhumour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>programmerhumour</span></a></p>
sven_md<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/techjoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>techjoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/tech" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>tech</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>joke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/techjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>techjokes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/vintage" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>vintage</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/retro" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>retro</span></a> </p><p>see ...floppy disc? x-P<br><a href="https://www.pinterest.com/pin/1114992820219646326/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">pinterest.com/pin/111499282021</span><span class="invisible">9646326/</span></a></p>
Andres Jalinton<p>And no one even noticed...</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.hardcoredevs.com/tags/TechJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.hardcoredevs.com/tags/Joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Joke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.hardcoredevs.com/tags/InfoSec" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>InfoSec</span></a></p>
Adrian Talpa<p>Knock knock.<br>Who’s there?<br>SYN flood.<br>SYN flood who?<br>Knock knock.…</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/TechJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechJoke</span></a></p>
Glen Downton<p>I'm seeing people on here talking about blocking Threads, but as a software engineer I've made a career out of threading blocks.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.au/tags/TerribleJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TerribleJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.au/tags/TechJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.au/tags/softwaredev" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>softwaredev</span></a></p>
MaJ1 OLD<p><span class="h-card"><a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/@countcol" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>countcol</span></a></span> Wrong …. </p><p>The MOST terrifying moment is when you had curried sprouts at their dinner party &amp; you encounter either one of these ! </p><p><a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/ToiletHumour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ToiletHumour</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>jokes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/TechJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechJoke</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/TheMammutMoves" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TheMammutMoves</span></a> 🤢</p>
Santosh Hari ( •_•)>⌐■-■<p>I found it!!! <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/techjoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>techjoke</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/http" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>http</span></a></p>
LonelyBob<p>*@gmail.com <a href="https://xkcd.com/2822/?ref=jorte" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">xkcd.com/2822/?ref=jorte</span><span class="invisible"></span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Google" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Google</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Webcomic" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Webcomic</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/TechJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TechJoke</span></a></p>
🎩x🎩<p>As an IT guy, i understand that. </p><p><a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/cybersecurity" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cybersecurity</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/infosec" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>infosec</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/IT" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>IT</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/LINUX" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>LINUX</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/WINDOWS" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>WINDOWS</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/MACOS" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MACOS</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/TECHJOKE" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TECHJOKE</span></a></p>
RecursiveNeuron :verified:<p><a href="https://techhub.social/tags/TechHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechHumor</span></a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/TechJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechJoke</span></a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/coding" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>coding</span></a></p>
Nihil Curits<p>Two types of people <a href="https://mas.to/tags/TechJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Data" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Data</span></a></p>
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