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Oh, because everyone was just DYING to know the moon's phase in glorious ASCII art 
. Forget about your fancy apps and high-resolution images, ASCII art is obviously the future of lunar observation 
. Next up: the weather, but only in binary code. 
101010!
https://asciimoon.com/ #ASCIIart #LunarObservation #MoonPhase #TechHumor #FutureOfArt #HackerNews #ngated
asciimoon.comMoon Phase Tracker | Rendered in ASCII ArtASCII Moon - view & cycle through The Moon's phases - rendered in ASCII art.
When the malware skips persistence and goes straight for process injection, SpongeBob may be out—but you? You’re just getting warmed up.
Stay vigilant, trust your tools, and remember—every alert is an opportunity to learn.
Nathan Macintosh did an absolutely hilarious one hour standup set about #enshittification in tech. The segment at 21:20 about #Apple especially got to me.
#tech #comedy #standup #humor #TechHumor
"DOWN WITH TECH" [57:22]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gApnofHJLoo
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Oh joy! Yet another tool promising to revolutionize your life by letting you build an entire OS from a #Containerfile. Because clearly, what the world needs right now is more ways to complicate installing #Linux. 
https://github.com/osbuild/bootc-image-builder #OpenSource #TechHumor #SoftwareDevelopment #HackerNews #ngated
GitHubGitHub - osbuild/bootc-image-builder: A container for deploying bootable container images.A container for deploying bootable container images. - osbuild/bootc-image-builder
Denmark bravely battles #deepfakes by gifting citizens the #copyright to their own faces, because nothing says "cutting-edge solution" like legal paperwork. 
Meanwhile, the tech world laughs in binary, eagerly awaiting the first lawsuit over someone's eyebrows. 
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2025/jun/27/deepfakes-denmark-copyright-law-artificial-intelligence #Denmark #LegalSolutions #TechHumor #EyebrowLawsuit #HackerNews #ngated
The Guardian · Denmark to tackle deepfakes by giving people copyright to their own features
Happy 40th birthday, FPGA! 
The article is basically an endless menu of workshops and buzzwords, perfect for putting you in a silicon-induced coma. Seems like the author is trying to win a gold medal in jargon gymnastics while the rest of us just want some cake. 
https://www.adiuvoengineering.com/post/the-fpga-turns-40 #FPGA #40thBirthday #jargonGymnastics #siliconComa #techHumor #HackerNews #ngated
Adiuvo Engineering · The FPGA turns 40!This year marks the 40th anniversary of one of the most exciting and interesting aspects of electronic engineering: the FPGA. The first commercially viable FPGA introduced in 1985 was the Xilinx XC2064, which provided developers with 64 configurable logic blocks, each with a three-input look-up tables. From tiny acorns mighty OAK trees grow. Forty years later, the largest AMD (the successor to Xilinx) FPGA contains 8.9 million system logic cells, providing 8.2 million flip flops and 4 million lo
Romeo, Romeo, whyfore dost thou not encrypt thy traffic?
#SSLOfTheDay #TheeShaltNotConnect #Shakespeare404 #DigitalBard #ThouShaltEncrypt #TechHumor #ShakespeareMeme #CyberSecurityFail #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
#SSLOfTheDay #TheeShaltNotConnect #Shakespeare404 #DigitalBard #ThouShaltEncrypt #TechHumor #ShakespeareMeme #CyberSecurityFail #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
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Jokes and Humour in the Public Android API
https://voxelmanip.se/2025/06/14/jokes-and-humour-in-the-public-android-api/
ROllerozxaJokes and Humour in the public Android API
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DHCP: "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."
Stop the presses! #AI darling Andrew Ng just dropped the bombshell that "vibe coding" is a *terrible* name for a job that totally drains you. 
Guess it's time to rebrand your LinkedIn as "Ambience Architect" to sound less like you work at a zen spa. 
https://www.businessinsider.com/andrew-ng-vibe-coding-unfortunate-term-exhausting-job-2025-6 #AndrewNg #vibeCoding #AmbienceArchitect #jobRebranding #techHumor #HackerNews #ngated
Business Insider · Andrew Ng says vibe coding is an 'unfortunate' term
Behold, the Markdown Ninja: the open-source "alternative" to every tool you've never used. Because who doesn't want a #CMS that promises to turn bloggers into minimalists while simultaneously making startups feel like they're stuck in a perpetual loading screen? 
https://github.com/bloom42/markdown-ninja #MarkdownNinja #OpenSource #BloggingStartup #Minimalism #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated
GitHubGitHub - bloom42/markdown-ninja: Markdown-first CMS for bloggers, minimalists and startups. Open Source alternative to Substack, Mailchimp and Netlify - https://markdown.ninjaMarkdown-first CMS for bloggers, minimalists and startups. Open Source alternative to Substack, Mailchimp and Netlify - https://markdown.ninja - bloom42/markdown-ninja
Bypassing GitHub Actions policies in the dumbest way possible
https://blog.yossarian.net/2025/06/11/github-actions-policies-dumb-bypass
blog.yossarian.netBypassing GitHub Actions policies in the dumbest way possible
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MS-DOS: the ultimate minimalist hipster OS that Linux could never be! 
While Linux is busy flexing with its bloatware muscles 
, real geeks know the only true text-based interface is DOS - because anything more is clearly just compensating.
http://webarchive.me/geocities/SiliconValley/2072/dosvslnx.htm #MSDOS #LinuxMinimalism #HipsterOS #TechHumor #RetroComputing #HackerNews #ngated
webarchive.meWhat MS-DOS Can Do That Linux Can't
Y2K panic was our best apocalypse! Relive the chaos with this 'Turn your computer off!' tee—27% OFF. Because the world didn’t end, but this deal will!
Shop the nostalgia #Y2K #90sKids #Nostalgia #TechHumor
DasheryY2K Turn your computer off before midnight - 1999 Reproduction by MalcolmDesignsReproduction of the classic warning sticker:
"REMEMBER: Turn your computer off before midnight on 12/31/99." because of the Y2K bug.
src/ideology.c:1983:9: warning: ‘freedom’ may be clobbered by ‘proprietary_software’ [-Wrestrictive-license]
www.gnu.orgWhat is Free Software?
- GNU Project - Free Software FoundationSince 1983, developing the free Unix style operating system GNU, so that computer users can have the freedom to share and improve the software they use.
Oh, goody! Another groundbreaking revelation: 
"Stop trusting your instincts, start merging with machines!" Because clearly, if we can't vibe our way through a surgery, we shouldn't vibe our code either. Next up: "Why Algorithms Should Do Your Taxes" — because humans are so last season.
https://chaserabenn.medium.com/stop-vibe-coding-start-cyborg-coding-640f3e16c83e #AI #Revolution #TechHumor #FutureOfWork #MachineLearning #HumanVsMachine #HackerNews #ngated
Medium · Stop Vibe Coding. Start Cyborg Coding. - Chase - Medium
Permissions, permissions, permissions! (To the tune of Tradition from Fiddler on the Roof)
I’ve built over 500 Apple Shortcuts. Some simple. Some wildly complex. And every now and then? They just… fail.
Why?
Because I forgot to give them permission to do what I asked. 
A blog post about the quirks of automation, Apple’s safety-first mindset, and the joy of overengineering things you love.
https://www.designed-in-california.com/blog/permissions-permissions-permissions
Designed in California Permissions, Permissions, Permissions! — Designed in CaliforniaMore than once, I’ve built a Shortcut, tested it, and walked away confident. Only later—much later—I’ll notice it silently failed. Why? Because it tried to do something it didn’t yet have permission for. The irony is painful: I asked it to do something, and then I forgot to approve the very thin