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#showerthoughts

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ramsay<p><strong>Ahead of some past futuristic expectation</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.world/post/33095280" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.world/post/33095280</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
Chris Wolff :kappa:<p>Got a fortune cookie last night. Decided I'd fix it, so it makes even more sense.</p><blockquote><p>You are unaffected by the darkness while staring directly at the sun. You will also go blind.</p></blockquote><p><a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/ShowerThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ShowerThoughts</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/FortuneCookies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>FortuneCookies</span></a></p>
Florian<p><a href="https://cupoftea.social/tags/languages" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>languages</span></a> can be so much fun if you really start thinking about common idoms and how much context they sometimes require. </p><p>Dutch: "je bent een lekker ding"<br>fellow Dutch: "they just called me hot"<br>Foreigner: "...did you just call me a tasty thing? The f*ck is wrong with you?" </p><p><a href="https://cupoftea.social/tags/showerthoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>showerthoughts</span></a></p>
FreshParsnip<p><strong>It's weird how we say "go to sleep" as if sleep is a place</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.ca/post/48110780" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.ca/post/48110780</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
Strypey<p><a href="https://mastodon.nzoss.nz/tags/ShowerThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ShowerThoughts</span></a>: The Matrix trilogy is a sci-fi retelling of The Book of Revelations.</p>
srasmus<p><strong>Calling something "a joke" feels meaner than calling something "a bad joke"</strong></p> <p><a href="https://slrpnk.net/post/24801252" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">slrpnk.net/post/24801252</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
Rhynoplaz<p><strong>I'm not sure if I'm the stupidest smart person I know, or the smartest stupid person.</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.world/post/33067449" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.world/post/33067449</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
Melatonin<p><strong>Who says dreams come true have to be good dreams?</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/49155324" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/49155324</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
iAmTheTot<p><strong>Humans domesticated wolves into dogs. Then domesticated wolves' food. Then trained dogs to protect that food from the wolves.</strong></p> <p><a href="https://sh.itjust.works/post/42271621" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">sh.itjust.works/post/42271621</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆<p><strong>Teach to fish, they eat; to shipwright, the community; to bank, to send it away</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.world/post/33058840" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.world/post/33058840</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
7uWqKj<p><strong>If I had a hammer …</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.world/post/33046550" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.world/post/33046550</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
BeatTakeshi<p><strong>We should be able to legally have a different name just for work for better work/life separation</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.world/post/33033107" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.world/post/33033107</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
Strypey<p>Oh lordy, it struck me while I was having a shower (<a href="https://mastodon.nzoss.nz/tags/ShowerThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ShowerThoughts</span></a>) that I may have gone off half-cocked, in exactly the way I was accusing <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@tofugolem" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>tofugolem</span></a></span> of doing *in that very post*. Oh the horrifying irony 😳</p><p>If this is indeed a case of heated agreement, my humblest apologies.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.nzoss.nz/tags/MeaCulpa" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>MeaCulpa</span></a></p><p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://furry.engineer/@kirakira" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>kirakira</span></a></span></p>
LillyPip<p><strong>We need to start calling it Simulated Intelligence (SI): here's why:</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lemmy.ca/post/48050753" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">lemmy.ca/post/48050753</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
pmonks (330ppm)<p>My running shorts, which I wear for the grand total of less than 30 minutes per week, don’t have pockets, and it drives me absolutely bonkers. How do women live like this?!? <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/ShowerThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ShowerThoughts</span></a> <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/DiscriminatoryFashion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DiscriminatoryFashion</span></a> <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/PocketsForAllNow" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>PocketsForAllNow</span></a></p>
DominatorX1<p><strong>Artists, scientists and engineers have a magic trick.</strong></p> <p><a href="https://thelemmy.club/post/30917252" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">thelemmy.club/post/30917252</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
gandalf_der_12te<p><strong>America is in the 5 stages of grief</strong></p> <p><a href="https://discuss.tchncs.de/post/40707440" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">discuss.tchncs.de/post/40707440</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
DominatorX1<p><strong>Everything you know is wrong.</strong></p> <p><a href="https://thelemmy.club/post/30887378" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">thelemmy.club/post/30887378</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
ter_maxima<p><strong>Minecraft and Terraria each fit the other game's title better than their own.</strong></p> <p><a href="https://jlai.lu/post/22655968" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">jlai.lu/post/22655968</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
Bob Mottram ✅<p>Inside you are two distros... <a href="https://epicyon.libreserver.org/tags/ShowerThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank"><span>#</span><span>ShowerThoughts</span></a></p>
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