Cop-A-Chuckle, Scanner Comedy<p>"A tree on fire fell on a wire 40 feet from the house." Methinks that dispatcher's a poet who didn't even know it. LOL <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/ScannerFunnies" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>ScannerFunnies</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Rhyming" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Rhyming</span></a></p>