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Cop-A-Chuckle, Scanner Comedy<p>&quot;A tree on fire fell on a wire 40 feet from the house.&quot; Methinks that dispatcher&#39;s a poet who didn&#39;t even know it. LOL <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/ScannerFunnies" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>ScannerFunnies</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Rhyming" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Rhyming</span></a></p>
Cop-A-Chuckle, Scanner Comedy<p>So we finish giving our smart speaker a command, but the speaker&#39;s mic is still open. Just then, someone on the scanner rattles off &quot;495.&quot; Our smart speaker hears this and, in its never-ending quest to be helpful, informs us that 495 minutes is 8.25 hours. <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/SmartSpeaker" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>SmartSpeaker</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/SpeakerGoof" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>SpeakerGoof</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/ScannerFunnies" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>ScannerFunnies</span></a></p>
Cop-A-Chuckle, Scanner Comedy<p>&quot;Testing 1 2 3 4 5 4 3 3 4 5 5 5 5 5...&quot;<br />Us: &quot;I hope that&#39;s not a stutter.&quot;<br /><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/ScannerFunnies" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>ScannerFunnies</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/StarTrek" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>StarTrek</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/TNG" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TNG</span></a></p>
Cop-A-Chuckle, Scanner Comedy<p>Umm, smart-speaker, just because someone&#39;s talking about making contact by phone doesn&#39;t mean you need to try and pitch in. It&#39;s not like they can hear you anyway. LOL <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/ScannerFunnies" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>ScannerFunnies</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/SmartSpeakerFail" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>SmartSpeakerFail</span></a></p>
Cop-A-Chuckle, Scanner Comedy<p>From the archives: his Call in the QC regarding a &quot;Pontiac Grand Pee...&quot; Is that the model with a toilet for a driver&#39;s seat? <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/TongueTied" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TongueTied</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/ScannerFunnies" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>ScannerFunnies</span></a>&quot;</p>