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Philip C James<a href="https://mastodon.social/@Prainbow" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@Prainbow</a> Ah, yes. 'My bad' (as I believe US English would have it...).I suspect Two Dolls Donny has no greater understanding of the difference between the <a href="https://mas.to/tags/USC" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#USC</a> and the US <a href="https://mas.to/tags/DOI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DOI</a> than do I, as a Brit. Although Trump must have read it when compiling his New Authorised Edition of The Bible... <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Sarcasticon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Sarcasticon</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/DonTheCon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DonTheCon</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/PutinTheConInConstitution" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#PutinTheConInConstitution</a>

Philip C James<a href="https://c.im/@capnthommo" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@capnthommo</a> Those immigrants, pah! Just coz your ancestors crossed the land-bridge from Asia 20,000 years ago, doesn't mean you own America, sheesh!(Almost forgot: <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Sarcasticon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Sarcasticon</a>)

Philip C JamesThe Marmalade Mussolini has just had his annual check-up and is in peak physical and mental condition (tho the bone spurs weren't mentioned).Fear not, were the 78-year-old <a href="https://mas.to/tags/POTUS45" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#POTUS45</a> to die in office, the <a href="https://mas.to/tags/VPOTUS" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#VPOTUS</a> will succeed him, and J.D.Vance is a veritable "safe pair of hands..." <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Sarcasticon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Sarcasticon</a><a href="https://mas.to/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Trump</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/OrangeLiesMatter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#OrangeLiesMatter</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Krasnov" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Krasnov</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/AgentOrange" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#AgentOrange</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/PutinsPoodle" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#PutinsPoodle</a> 🧵 <a href="https://youtu.be/dipticshJfg?si=IGranup6KLJTvz3u" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/dipticshJfg?si=IGranup6KLJTvz3u</a>

Philip C James<a href="https://mastodon.social/@cemedia" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@cemedia</a> "Bloody immigrants - they come over here and take our children's jobs..."<a href="https://mas.to/tags/Sarcasticon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Sarcasticon</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/GOP" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GOP</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/MAGA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#MAGA</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Florida" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Florida</a>

Philip C James<a href="https://ruhr.social/@hskzoom" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@hskzoom</a> "Trump is always right"Yep. The American auto-maker Ford sells next to no cars in Europe...<a href="https://mas.to/tags/Sarcasticon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Sarcasticon</a> Used Car Salesman Don The Con is the <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Idioticracy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Idioticracy</a>'s Idiot-in-Chief.<a href="https://mas.to/tags/SlavaUkrayini" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#SlavaUkrayini</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Krasnov" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Krasnov</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/AgentOrange" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#AgentOrange</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/POTUS404" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#POTUS404</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/POTUS45" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#POTUS45</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Idiot45" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Idiot45</a>

Philip C JamesPresumably, in the wake of Don The Con's firing of the Chair of the Joint Chiefs of Staff for the egregious failing of being Black, Trump will merely fire the female and/or Black singers, who clearly secured their place in the choir thanks only to <a href="https://mas.to/tags/DEI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DEI</a>... <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Sarcasticon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Sarcasticon</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Trump</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Musk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Musk</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/MAGA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#MAGA</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/GOP" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GOP</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/DOD" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DOD</a> <a href="https://people.com/army-choir-performs-les-mis-trump-governors-ball-11685730" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://people.com/army-choir-performs-les-mis-trump-governors-ball-11685730</a>

Philip C JamesMorning, allWhen President Donald Trump say "the United States will own the Gaza Strip" and "We will own the Gaza Strip" who does Don The Con intend should own and redevelop the Gaza Riviera? Is it America or is it Donald J Trump?<a href="https://mas.to/tags/POTUS404" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#POTUS404</a> expects neighbouring Arab countries to house ~2m displaced Palestinians; why doesn't President Trump simply settle them all in the USA?<a href="https://mas.to/tags/Sarcasticon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Sarcasticon</a><a href="https://mas.to/tags/POTUS" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#POTUS</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/GOP" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GOP</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/MAGA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#MAGA</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/FreePalestine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#FreePalestine</a> <a href="https://mas.to/@PhilipCJames/113945440441891533" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://mas.to/@PhilipCJames/113945440441891533</a>

Philip C JamesPutin, like Trump, could adopt the figleaf of seizure predicated on 'national security interests,' allowing Russian SSBNs safer passage into the Atlantic (compromising NATO's stranglehold on the GIUK gap).And Putin could take a leaf out of Khrushchev's play-book and, Cuba-style, install IRBMs on the Faroe Islands, threatening all of Western Europe. After all, that worked so well for the USSR... <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Sarcasticon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Sarcasticon</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/POTUS404" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#POTUS404</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/POTUS45" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#POTUS45</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/MAGA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#MAGA</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/GOP" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GOP</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/TwitteX" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TwitteX</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/SloMoCoup" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#SloMoCoup</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/UnDemocracy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#UnDemocracy</a> +

Philip C JamesMorning, allMusing on some US movies I've viewed recently.Why do US 'coming-of-age' filums so often depict American 18yo's refusing to drink alcohol legally in UK as they're not allowed to drink back home until they're aged 21?After all, any British teen aged 18 visiting the USA would happily exercise the People's inalienable right to bear arms and buy an AR-15 to commit mass murder, even though banned from such acts back home in Blighty...<a href="https://mas.to/tags/Sarcasticon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Sarcasticon</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/2A" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#2A</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/NRA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#NRA</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/GunControl" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GunControl</a>

Philip C JamesThere is of course a little Good News for Germany in America's election of Donald Trump as POTUS - at least the Germans were able to gaol their wannabe dictator for organising an insurrection before he eventually came to power...<a href="https://mas.to/tags/Sarcasticon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Sarcasticon</a>

Philip C JamesMorning, allLooking on the bright side... Hitler came to power through the democratic process but a full six years elapsed before he precipitated World War Two, ultimately throwing his own country onto his own funeral pyre. So there is time for America to row back from the brink.And Don The Con is 78 years old. So Donald Trump is unlikely to be in power four years from now - if the 25th is invoked, it will be J.D.Vance. Or maybe Don Jr. will be the second Emperor of America.<a href="https://mas.to/tags/Sarcasticon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Sarcasticon</a> +

Philip C JamesApparently Russia is pirating western technology to change dumb iron bombs into smart glide bombs used to attack Ukrainian targets.It's truly astounding how many civilian apartment blocks, Kindergarten and play-areas Putin can hit even though he's deploying precision-guided munitions.It's almost as if it's a deliberate policy to terrorise civilians...<a href="https://mas.to/tags/PutinsWar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#PutinsWar</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/SlavaUkrayini" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#SlavaUkrayini</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Sarcasticon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Sarcasticon</a> <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/apr/11/mass-use-of-guided-bombs-driving-russian-advances-says-ukraine" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/apr/11/mass-use-of-guided-bombs-driving-russian-advances-says-ukraine</a>

Philip C JamesGood Morning, allRuminated overnight on the <a href="https://mas.to/tags/C4News" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#C4News</a> interview with a military spokesman for the IDF and the sense of a beleaguered group defensively hostile to any criticism however valid and tried to sum it up in my own mind.Israel has for so long felt it was the underdog in the Middle East that it cannot now perceive that, under the wise and compassionate [sic] direction of PM Netanyahu, it has become the Israeli Bully XL.<a href="https://mas.to/tags/SevenWCKHeroes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#SevenWCKHeroes</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/TopDog" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TopDog</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Sarcasticon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Sarcasticon</a>

Philip C JamesPM Netanyahu is so apologetic about the Israeli air-strike that killed seven international aid workers for World Central Kitchen in <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Gaza" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Gaza</a>: "they were unintentionally targeted."Three cars were separately *unintentionally* struck by PGMs at three separate locations over a notified route 2 km long.As Churchill said 'once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, three times is 'unintentional'.'Aid deliveries have been suspended. Job done.<a href="https://mas.to/tags/Sarcasticon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Sarcasticon</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/IDF" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#IDF</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/WarCrimes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#WarCrimes</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/C4News" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#C4News</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/LBC" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#LBC</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Newsnight" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Newsnight</a>

Philip C JamesOops! Forgot the <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Sarcasticon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Sarcasticon</a>... <a href="https://mas.to/tags/GeneralElectionNow" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GeneralElectionNow</a>! <a href="https://mas.to/tags/LBC" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#LBC</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Wato" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Wato</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/C4News" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#C4News</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Newsnight" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Newsnight</a> <a href="https://mas.to/@PhilipCJames/112133354449928945" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://mas.to/@PhilipCJames/112133354449928945</a>

Philip C JamesGood Morning, allConcerned by the poor healthcare provided to the citizens of Gaza by Hamas authorities, the Israeli army has intervened in the al-Shifa hospital to assure the sick and injured there receive tip-top doctoring...No? Thought not.<a href="https://mas.to/tags/IDF" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#IDF</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Netanyahu" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Netanyahu</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Israel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Israel</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Gaza" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Gaza</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Hamas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Hamas</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Sarcasticon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Sarcasticon</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/CeasefireNow" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#CeasefireNow</a> <a href="https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-68594153" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-68594153</a>

Philip C JamesGood Morning, allCongratulations to <a href="https://mas.to/tags/R4Today" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#R4Today</a> for picking up this story only five years after it was covered down under...It seems that playing the sounds of healthy coral reefs to ailing reefs can help the distressed reef recover.Which might explain why Amol Rajan refers to them as "Choral Reefs"?<a href="https://mas.to/tags/BBCnews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#BBCnews</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Sarcasticon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Sarcasticon</a> <a href="https://www.abc.net.au/news/science/2019-12-03/great-barrier-reef-coral-fish-acoustics/11760016?utm_campaign=abc_news_web&utm_content=link&utm_medium=content_shared&utm_source=abc_news_web" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.abc.net.au/news/science/2019-12-03/great-barrier-reef-coral-fish-acoustics/11760016?utm_campaign=abc_news_web&utm_content=link&utm_medium=content_shared&utm_source=abc_news_web</a>

Philip C JamesThe Tories are, in an election year, stealing the Opposition's policy ideas, <a href="https://mas.to/tags/C4News" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#C4News</a>? Surely the Nastiz are above such petty, juvenile politics?After all, scrapping the <a href="https://mas.to/tags/NomDom" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#NomDom</a> tax benefit has long been an aspiration of the Conservatives, as evidenced by their taking 14 years to getting around to proposing it...<a href="https://mas.to/tags/Sarcasticon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Sarcasticon</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/LBC" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#LBC</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Newsnight" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Newsnight</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/GeneralElectionNow" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GeneralElectionNow</a>!

Philip C James* Grant Shapps. Or possibly Michael Green. Or Corrine Stockheath? Or even Sebastian Fox? <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Sarcasticon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Sarcasticon</a>

Philip C James<a href="https://mastodon.social/@TCatInReality" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@TCatInReality</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/@PDFlynn" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@PDFlynn</a> British Conservative politicians have been rejecting the idea that in areas of European competence EU law is superior to national law (which a country signs up to in the act of accession to the union. It's the only way the EU can function else you get an organisation as ineffective as the UN).Ultimately that led to Brexit...And Brexit has gone so so well...<a href="https://mas.to/tags/Sarcasticon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Sarcasticon</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/BrexitOmniShambles" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#BrexitOmniShambles</a>

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