The winner of the #RuinSummer game for #HashItOut is @gclef - https://c.im/@gclef/110555403009734263
Good stuff. Your toot has been linked in the #HashItOut game archive - https://www.hpkomics.com/hash-it-out-archive/
Live in the Columbia Basin of eastern Washington state & Oregon during wildfire season. The smoke can and does get trapped in the Basin.
The AQI max is 500. It got maxed out a couple of years ago.
Too much heat, not enough ice cream.
Also the weight gain that results from an excess of cold sugary drinks plus no energy to exercise. (True
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Wildfire. Especially ones sparked by gender reveal parties.
Arbitrarily anagrammatized
Summer is now Mr Muse - it can only mean trouble
What air conditioner?
#RuinSummer
#HashItOut
#HashtagGames
This is the last one where we can go outside at noon.
Get a D in physics? Welcome to summer school.
#WhatGoesUpMustComeDown (what else do I need to know?)
#RuinSummer
#HashItOut
#HashtagGames
Tired of lying in the sunshine
Staying home to watch the rain
And you are young and life is long
And there is time to kill today
And then one day you find
Ten years have got behind you
No one told you when to run
You missed the starting gun
And you run, and you run to catch up with the sun
But it's sinking
Racing around to come up behind you again
The sun is the same in a relative way
But you're older
Shorter of breath, and one day closer to death
#RuinSummer #HashItOut #HashtagGames
The National Park Service really does not want you to ruin your summer. Keep your distance. Some of my relatives are short-fused under that fluffy, calm veneer.
illustration credit NPS
Remember when you used to have the whole summer off to do whatever you wanted? You'll never get that again.
Move after 27 years in the same house without adequately purging the stuff you don't need, to a house without a fenced yard for the dog when fence builders are backed up for months, on a very hot day during the hottest summer in a decade.
I'm still dealing with this a year later.
Living some place that has a summer record high of 118F. And there is global warming...
Be some place with high humidity and constant thunderstorms.
Start up the DeLorean and accidentally dial in December 21, 2023 then you’re out of Plutonium when you arrive.
he/him 
