With the open backing of the government, a widely known agent goes on mundane trips abroad to meet heads of state, not go too crazy with the minibar in his hotel rooms, and come back safely with plenty of time to get some grocery shopping in.
Mission: Possible
@CardboardRobot Fear and Loathing in Topeka, Kansas
Some hashtags I've started following: #caturday #HashtagGames #TwitterDown #RejectedMoviePlots #CanadaDay #saturday
Trust me, it's purely a coincidence that today is Saturday.
"OBAMAGATE - The worst political crime ever committed" - but no one actually knows what it is.
#RejectedMoviePlots "Fast to the Future" Dom and the gang are testing experimental NOS that makes them faster than light and go back in time to the first movie, they have to figure out a way to get back without ruining things. hilarity ensues ("wait,you guys was boosting DVD players?!" and it's touching as Dom looks back at meeting Brian for the first time through different eyes.
A defeated one-term president refuses to concede the election. He incites an insurrection in an attempt to overthrow the winning president-elect in an attempt to stay in power.
A former president gets his golf resort searched by the FBI and his boxes containing classified documents (belonging to the government) confiscated. As his lawyers warn him he will be indicted, his main concern is "How do I get ***my*** documents back from the government?"
A sitting president nominates a moderate Supreme Court justice a little less than a year before an election. Senate refuses to meet with this judge, saying "Let the people decide." His successor makes a "game show" out of filling the seat, and goes on to fill two more, including (Hollywood would never buy this part) ... the same Senate pushes a confirmation just weeks before Election Day, even through after early voting has already begun.
#rejectedmovieplots Titanic II: Tourist Sub. Actually, who are we kidding? Someone is going to make that movie.
Clockwork Orange Julius
Set in the 80's, a gang of roving mall punks terrorize shoppers at the Mall of America.
Story ends with punks stuck on a broken escalator unable to move up or down, as mall closes for the night.
#RejectedMoviePlots
#HashtagGames
#rejectedmovieplots a meteor passes the Earth and all black people become white and all white people become black. US history is rewritten.
The plastic mermaid in the plastic sea #RejectedMoviePlots #hastagGames
#rejectedmovieplots Supreme Court agrees to ethics regulations and comes to a startling revelation that past decisions are morally bankrupt.
V for Velveeta
Masked Mystery Man works to spread the word on the wonders of Velveeta, even if it includes terrorism.
"The Taking of Lotus 1-2-3"
Taut courtroom drama conceivably might be present in this dramatisation of the Microsoft/Lotus 'look-and-feel' suit.
"The Keep II: On Trucking"
N.A.T.O. soldiers attempt to bed down in an huge, ancient, Roumanian fortress, only to find in their horror that it's full of hippies.
"Dances with Wolfen"
A disgraced N.Y.P.D. officer finds inner peace joining with tribe of man-wolves taking-over New York City…slowly, then quickly.
"Sleepy, Hollow II: The Enbeginnining"
How the Seven Dwarves came to observe traditional Egyptian funerary rites and procedures—this sequel that takes us to the edge of Fairyland…and the Beginning of Time!
"Sleepy, Hollow"
How the Seven Dwarves came to observe traditional Egyptian funerary rites and procedures when the first of their number passed-on we may _never_ know, but rest assured that hilarity will ensue!
""The Day the Fish Came Out"
Fish admits sexual identity to the world at large, nobody cares because they're all fish and a few crustaceans and mollusks and they never care.
