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Sam Livingston-GrayI forced Zack Snyder to read 1000 "I forced a bot to watch 1000 hours of..." shitposts and then asked him to make a movie. Here is the result. <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebel_Moon" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebel_Moon</a> <a href="https://ruby.social/tags/RebelMoon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#RebelMoon</a> <a href="https://ruby.social/tags/RebelMoonPart2" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#RebelMoonPart2</a>

Die Letzte WebsiteNach Daniels Artikel bei <a href="http://Golem.de" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">http://Golem.de</a> gibt's nun unsere nicht minder entgeisterte <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/DieLetzteFilmkritik" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DieLetzteFilmkritik</a> über <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/RebelMoon2" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#RebelMoon2</a> als <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/Podcast" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Podcast</a> zu hören.<a href="https://dieletzte.website/filmkritik/2024/04/19/rebelmoon2" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://dieletzte.website/filmkritik/2024/04/19/rebelmoon2</a><a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/Netflix" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Netflix</a> <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/RebelMoonPart2" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#RebelMoonPart2</a> <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/SciFi" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#SciFi</a> <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/ScienceFiction" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ScienceFiction</a> <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/ZackSnyder" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ZackSnyder</a> <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/Filmkritik" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Filmkritik</a> <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/Kritik" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Kritik</a> <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/Review" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Review</a> <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/Filmcast" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Filmcast</a> <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/Filme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Filme</a> <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/Podcasts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Podcasts</a>

Inside the Red Head's HeadOkay, I finished the new Rebel Moon movie. As bad as the first half was (see the post from earlier today), the second half is better. Why? Because with about an hour left in the movie it turns into an unending string of action scenes with almost no dialog. Perfect. It has an obnoxious amount of slow motion, but that’s Zack Snyder for you. There are a whole bunch of Chekov’s Gun moments. Character A picks up weapon B and dies without using it. 15 minutes later character C is about to die but stumbles on weapon B and uses it to blow shit up. That happens a few times. There is also multiple deus ex machina moments. One of the funniest moments in the movie is where the source of a deus ex machina stands regally and watches a different deus ex machina play out. It’s freakin’ absurd. Is the movie good? Oh, hells no. Is it as bad as the reviews? Yes. The first half is worse, the second half is just one long, unending battle scene and therefore avoids all of the things that are awful about the first half. It’s still not great, but it’s better. Not enough to save the film from this review though: Terrible.Will there be another one of these movies? From the story point of view, yes… of course there will. From the standpoint of Netflix and money? Who knows. If people are watching it then probably. If that is the case then you can blame me. Sorry about that. Unrelated musical note. I finally got around to putting volumes five and six of Quarantine Tunes onto my bandcamp account. Not because I expect anyone to buy it… please don’t buy it… please, it is not worth any money… but so I could add them to my music page here on the ol’ bloggie. I am one mix away from finishing volume seven. I’ll probably post that to bandcamp and the music page as soon as it’s finished.<a href="https://robertjames1971.blog/2024/04/21/rebel-moon-part-ii-recap/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://robertjames1971.blog/2024/04/21/rebel-moon-part-ii-recap/</a><a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://robertjames1971.blog/tag/movie/" target="_blank">#movie</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://robertjames1971.blog/tag/movie-review/" target="_blank">#MovieReview</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://robertjames1971.blog/tag/movies/" target="_blank">#Movies</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://robertjames1971.blog/tag/music/" target="_blank">#Music</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://robertjames1971.blog/tag/netflix/" target="_blank">#Netflix</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://robertjames1971.blog/tag/quarantine-tunes/" target="_blank">#QuarantineTunes</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://robertjames1971.blog/tag/quarantine-tunes-volume-5/" target="_blank">#quarantineTunesVolume5</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://robertjames1971.blog/tag/quarantine-tunes-volume-50-90/" target="_blank">#quarantineTunesVolume5090</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://robertjames1971.blog/tag/quarantine-tunes-volume-6/" target="_blank">#quarantineTunesVolume6</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://robertjames1971.blog/tag/rebel-moon/" target="_blank">#rebelMoon</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://robertjames1971.blog/tag/rebel-moon-part-2/" target="_blank">#rebelMoonPart2</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://robertjames1971.blog/tag/recording/" target="_blank">#Recording</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://robertjames1971.blog/tag/song-writing/" target="_blank">#SongWriting</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://robertjames1971.blog/tag/the-scargiver/" target="_blank">#theScargiver</a>

Christian Mutig 👻🚫Geez, I have never seen a film that BORES you into exhaustion with its action. There is a point when there is just *too* much. That point is reached when you completely lose track where everyone is and what they're up to any given moment. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/RebelMoonPart2" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#RebelMoonPart2</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Netflix" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Netflix</a>

Tom FévrierSans surprise, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/RebelMoonPart2" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#RebelMoonPart2</a> c’est tout aussi nul que le premier.Un encéphalogramme plat, si insignifiant qu’il nous fait presque regretter le kitsch du précédent opus.Et on nous annonce déjà 4 (QUATRE !) suites et autant de director’s cuts interminables, mais quel enfer... <a href="https://mastodon.social/@tomfevrier/111658232150910628" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://mastodon.social/@tomfevrier/111658232150910628</a>

Christian Mutig 👻🚫Watched <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/RebelMoonPart2" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#RebelMoonPart2</a> ...why? Why did I decide to see this? A very weird kind of fetish involving grain is stretched through this entire film. Several LONG sequences of harvesting, transporting, processing...it's almost pornographic. Just like the first one, it misses a clear structure. After a scene, in which the main characters do nothing but explain each other's backstory, is the second half exclusively reserved for the final battle - but it's only action and slo-mo again. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/movies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#movies</a>

Ken NewquistTime for yet another Big Dumb Movie. Oh look, <a href="https://dice.camp/tags/RebelMoonPart2" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#RebelMoonPart2</a> is on Netflix!

Die Letzte WebsiteDaniels Artikel bei Golem.de attestiert <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/RebelMoonPartTwo" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#RebelMoonPartTwo</a> , nicht mehr ganz so komplett schlecht zu sein wie Part One - aber trotzdem eben immer noch schlecht.<a href="https://www.golem.de/news/rebel-moon-teil-2-sternenkrieg-um-einen-bauernhof-2404-184368.html" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.golem.de/news/rebel-moon-teil-2-sternenkrieg-um-einen-bauernhof-2404-184368.html</a><a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/RebelMoon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#RebelMoon</a> <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/Netflix" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Netflix</a> <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/Film" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Film</a> <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/Filmkritik" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Filmkritik</a> <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/Review" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Review</a> <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/SciFi" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#SciFi</a> <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/ScienceFiction" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ScienceFiction</a> <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/Streaming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Streaming</a> <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/TheScargiver" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TheScargiver</a> <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/RebelMoonPart2TheScargiver" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#RebelMoonPart2TheScargiver</a> <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/RebelMoon2" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#RebelMoon2</a> <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/RebelMoonPart2" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#RebelMoonPart2</a>

Inside the Red Head's HeadTo Rebel Moon Part 2 or not to Rebel Moon Part 2? That is the question that vexes me so.Actually, it doesn’t vex me at all.I watched the first Rebel Moon movie. I forget what it was called. It was a whole movie where effectively nothing happened. It was the first half of a heist movie. You know, the part where the heist gang leader puts together the heist team? Then in the second half of the movie everything actually happens. That is what I assume is going to happen in Rebel Moon Part 2. In Part 1 they put together the team and didn’t advance the plot even the tiniest of tiny bits. In part 2? All plot, all the time.But do I want to watch it? Probably. Do I want to watch it tonight? Probably not. The bigger question is this… because nothing happens in Part 1, I have absolutely no memory of anything that transpired in it. Due to that, do I have to watch Part 1 again before I watch Part 2? When I watched Part 1 I told myself that I would watch it again when Part 2 came out. Do I want to put myself through that though? Should I? Should I just go in cold and hope the who’s who just comes back to me?So many questions. Too many questions. Too many questions for what is likely to be a shitty movie, at least.I’ll let you know.<a href="https://robertjames1971.blog/2024/04/19/to-rebel-moon-or-not/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://robertjames1971.blog/2024/04/19/to-rebel-moon-or-not/</a><a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://robertjames1971.blog/tag/bad-movies/" target="_blank">#badMovies</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://robertjames1971.blog/tag/movie/" target="_blank">#movie</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://robertjames1971.blog/tag/movies/" target="_blank">#Movies</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://robertjames1971.blog/tag/netflix/" target="_blank">#Netflix</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://robertjames1971.blog/tag/rebel-moon/" target="_blank">#rebelMoon</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://robertjames1971.blog/tag/rebel-moon-part-1/" target="_blank">#rebelMoonPart1</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://robertjames1971.blog/tag/rebel-moon-part-2/" target="_blank">#rebelMoonPart2</a> <a rel="nofollow noopener" class="hashtag u-tag u-category" href="https://robertjames1971.blog/tag/zack-snyder/" target="_blank">#zackSnyder</a>

Foggwulf Solidson<a href="https://ruhr.social/tags/RebelMoonPart2" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#RebelMoonPart2</a> scheint ja n richtiger Kracher zu sein 🤪 <a href="https://ruhr.social/tags/RebelMoon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#RebelMoon</a>

Jamie Summers 🍿<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/rebelmoonpart2" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#rebelmoonpart2</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/filmastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#filmastodon</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/netflix" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#netflix</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/movies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#movies</a>My ★★½ review of Rebel Moon - Part Two: The Scargiver on Letterboxd <a href="https://boxd.it/6iYCpt" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://boxd.it/6iYCpt</a>

Foggwulf SolidsonDie <a href="https://ruhr.social/tags/RebelMoonPart2" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#RebelMoonPart2</a> Reviews kommen rein. @ign.bsky.social vergibt sportliche 4/10 <a href="https://ruhr.social/tags/RebelMoon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#RebelMoon</a> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gYdrw7zYdE" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gYdrw7zYdE</a>

waarismijnhoofdI need help: Who’s to blame for me forgetting <a href="https://mastodon.nl/tags/zachsnyder" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#zachsnyder</a> movies?<a href="https://mastodon.nl/tags/netflix" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#netflix</a> alerted me that <a href="https://mastodon.nl/tags/rebelmoon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#rebelmoon</a> part 2 will soon be released, yet part 1 has already complety disappeared from my memory. Even though I only saw it a few months ago. Reminds me of the time <a href="https://mastodon.nl/tags/batmanvsuperman" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#batmanvsuperman</a> came on TV and only halfway through I realized I’d already seen it. <a href="https://mastodon.nl/tags/rebelmoonparttwothescargiver" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#rebelmoonparttwothescargiver</a> <a href="https://mastodon.nl/tags/rebelmoonpart2" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#rebelmoonpart2</a>

.:\dGh/:.Given how mediocre was the first part of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/RebelMoon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#RebelMoon</a>, I can’t give half a f*ck about <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/RebelMoonPart2" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#RebelMoonPart2</a>.The movie has to be literally better than <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DunePartTwo" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DunePartTwo</a>, and we all know that on all futures it isn’t.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Movies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Movies</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Cinema" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Cinema</a>

Moviz ArkNew Netflix 2024 Video Teases 'Bridgerton,' 'Squid Game,' and More!! Check It Out!! <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Netflix" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Netflix</a>, <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/RebelMoonPart2" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#RebelMoonPart2</a>, <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/TheScargiver" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TheScargiver</a>, <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/BeverlyHillsCop" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#BeverlyHillsCop</a>, <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/AxelFoley" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#AxelFoley</a>, <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Damsel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Damsel</a>, <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Hitman" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Hitman</a>, <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Atlas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Atlas</a>, <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/TheUnion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TheUnion</a>, <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/AmericanPrimeval" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#AmericanPrimeval</a>, <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/SixTripleEight" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#SixTripleEight</a>, <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Unfrosted" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Unfrosted</a>, <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/SquidGame2" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#SquidGame2</a>, <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Bridgerton" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Bridgerton</a>, <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/EmilyinParis" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#EmilyinParis</a>, <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/OuterBanks" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#OuterBanks</a>, <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/TheNightAgent" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TheNightAgent</a>, <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/TheDiplomat" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TheDiplomat</a>, <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/AvatarTheLastAirbender" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#AvatarTheLastAirbender</a>, <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/TheThreeBodyProblem" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TheThreeBodyProblem</a><a href="http://movizark.com/2024/02/02/new-netflix-2024-video-teases-bridgerton-squid-game-and-more-check-it-out/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">http://movizark.com/2024/02/02/new-netflix-2024-video-teases-bridgerton-squid-game-and-more-check-it-out/</a>

Erdi :mastodon:Uzun zamandır beklediğim <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/rebelmoon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#rebelmoon</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/rebelmoonpart1" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#rebelmoonpart1</a> izledim. Zack Snyder'den yine mükemmel bir görsel şölen. Adamın her zaman hastasıyım. ❤️ Ama hikayeyi bana tam veremedi, bir şeyler eksik! Ki bu eksikliklerin bilinçli bırakıldığını düşünüyorum. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/rebelmoonpart2" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#rebelmoonpart2</a> 'yi sabırsızlıkla bekliyorum. Eksik parçaların da tamamlanacağını düşünüyorum.

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