Olly Womump<p>I nip across town on the <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/PurpleTrain" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>PurpleTrain</span></a> (not pictured) and end up at Paddington. I think, screw this, I’m going for an upgrade, and spin the wheel on <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/Seatfrog" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Seatfrog</span></a>, which grabs me a first class upgrade for £34. It’s a special occasion, so yeah, let’s do it. I rinse the first class lounge of all its red wine, have a shower, and take a massive dump in their clean lavs, and then check on <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/RealTimeTrains" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>RealTimeTrains</span></a>. That shows the platform before it’s announced…12/n</p>