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Philip C James<p>Have long loved the political humour expressed by ordinary people oppressed by the police states of the Warsaw Pact back in the 1980s and earlier.</p><p>My favourite Soviet joke concerned the three Czechoslovak Secret Policemen. Updated for modern times it goes:</p><p>Q: Why do <a href="https://mas.to/tags/ICE" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ICE</span></a> agents always go around in threes?</p><p>A: Because one can read; one can write, and the third is there to keep an eye on the two dangerous intellectuals...</p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/GOP" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>GOP</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/MAGA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>MAGA</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/USpol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>USpol</span></a><br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Trump</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Krasnov" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Krasnov</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/USGestapo" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>USGestapo</span></a><br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/AgentOrange" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AgentOrange</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/PutinsPoodle" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>PutinsPoodle</span></a></p>
Philip C James<p>Morning, all,</p><p>in future, I shall refer to the <a href="https://mas.to/tags/MAGA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>MAGA</span></a> mob on <a href="https://mas.to/tags/SCOTUS" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SCOTUS</span></a> as <a href="https://mas.to/tags/SCROTUS" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SCROTUS</span></a></p><p>After denying Richard Jordan's request for clemency, it's good to know Jordan enjoyed a last meal of "chicken tenders, french [sic] fries, strawberry ice cream and a root beer float."</p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/CivliizedAmerica" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>CivliizedAmerica</span></a><br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Trump</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/GOP" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>GOP</span></a> <br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/AgentOrange" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AgentOrange</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Krasnov" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Krasnov</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/PutinsPoodle" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>PutinsPoodle</span></a> <br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/POTUS45" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>POTUS45</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/POTUS404" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>POTUS404</span></a> <br><a href="https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2025/06/25/richard-gerald-jordan-execution-edwina-marter-mississippi/84356855007/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">eu.usatoday.com/story/news/nat</span><span class="invisible">ion/2025/06/25/richard-gerald-jordan-execution-edwina-marter-mississippi/84356855007/</span></a><br><a href="https://www.supremecourt.gov/orders/courtorders/062525zr2_gdhk.pdf" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">supremecourt.gov/orders/courto</span><span class="invisible">rders/062525zr2_gdhk.pdf</span></a></p><p>* Supreme Court (Republican caucus) Of The United States</p>
Philip C James<p>In the Oval Office, President Trump: "Are you okay with Iran having nuclear weapons?"</p><p>More to the point, am I okay with Trumpelthinskin having nuclear weapons...</p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/SlavaUkrayini" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SlavaUkrayini</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/NoKings" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>NoKings</span></a> <br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/Krasnov" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Krasnov</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/AgentOrange" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AgentOrange</span></a> <br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/TraitorTrump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TraitorTrump</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/PutinsPoodle" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>PutinsPoodle</span></a> <br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/TwoDollsDonny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TwoDollsDonny</span></a> <br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/POTUS45" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>POTUS45</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/POTUS404" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>POTUS404</span></a></p>
Philip C James<p>* Terminator 1<br>** It’s not real gold so T1 may release toxins into your bloodstream<br>*** Content surveillance by NSA / Location services by Palantir<br>**** Not Starlink</p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Trump</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Krasnov" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Krasnov</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/AgentOrange" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AgentOrange</span></a> <br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/Trumpelthinskin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Trumpelthinskin</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/POTUS45" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>POTUS45</span></a><br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/TwoDollsDonny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TwoDollsDonny</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/POTUS404" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>POTUS404</span></a> <br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/Grifter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Grifter</span></a>-In-Chief <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Corruption" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Corruption</span></a> <br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/PutinsPoodle" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>PutinsPoodle</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/NoKings" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>NoKings</span></a><br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/SlavaUkrayini" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SlavaUkrayini</span></a><br><a href="https://www.theverge.com/news/687418/trump-mobile-network-t1-trademark-application" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">theverge.com/news/687418/trump</span><span class="invisible">-mobile-network-t1-trademark-application</span></a></p>
Philip C James<p>I didn't catch <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Trump</span></a>'s Big Beautiful Birthday Parade live, but I saw excerpts. </p><p>For some reason, Don the Con had omitted the contingent of soldiers marching in Rebel Confederate uniforms. Is Two Dolls Donny turning woke?</p><p>Can't be - not now jackboots are coming back into fashion. And good to see <a href="https://mas.to/tags/DEI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DEI</span></a> still alive and high-kicking...</p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/Krasnov" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Krasnov</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/AgentOrange" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AgentOrange</span></a> <br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/NarcissistInChief" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>NarcissistInChief</span></a> <br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/TraitorTrump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TraitorTrump</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/POTUS45" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>POTUS45</span></a> <br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/POTUS404" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>POTUS404</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/PutinsPoodle" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>PutinsPoodle</span></a> <br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/SlavaUkrayini" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SlavaUkrayini</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/NoKings" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>NoKings</span></a></p>
Philip C James<p>But how can Stephen Miller emasculate the judiciary? It takes a number of stages.</p><p>First you provoke civil unrest; then you call it insurrectionist disorder; then you invoke martial law powers courts may not challenge. Then the judges can, er, be disappeared.</p><p>Martial law will allow Trump to defeat the judicial branch and complete his total usurpation of federal power.</p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Trump</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Krasnov" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Krasnov</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/AgentOrange" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AgentOrange</span></a><br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/PutinsPoodle" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>PutinsPoodle</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/TraitorTrump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TraitorTrump</span></a> <br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/GOP" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>GOP</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/MAGA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>MAGA</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Miller" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Miller</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Musk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Musk</span></a><br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/POTUS45" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>POTUS45</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/POTUS404" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>POTUS404</span></a><br><a href="https://youtu.be/baR4logaaOQ?si=GbT_YIoDqfHC5wZ5" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">youtu.be/baR4logaaOQ?si=GbT_YI</span><span class="invisible">oDqfHC5wZ5</span></a></p>
Philip C James<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mstdn.social/@Free_Press" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>Free_Press</span></a></span> </p><p>Putin launches drones and missiles indiscriminately against civilians in apartment blocks...</p><p>Ukraine performs precision FPV strikes on the strategic bombers Russia uses as platforms to launch such attacks on Ukraine...</p><p>Putin calls *that* an 'escalation' and a 'provocation' and vows retaliation.</p><p>And folks like Two Dolls Donny can't decide who the aggressor is here...</p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Trump</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/PutinsPoodle" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>PutinsPoodle</span></a></p>
Philip C James<p>Meanwhile, Boris "Sasha" Johnson's simply speechless at the sheer condescension dripping from the non-apology offered by Two Dolls Donny's fellow <a href="https://mas.to/tags/GOP" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>GOP</span></a> congresswoman, Joni "We all are going to die" Ernst.</p><p>It's the American public's fault cos some of them think they're immortal, Ernst? You cannot be serious!</p><p><a href="https://youtu.be/v3ocbyKi9jA?si=gL6ZgvdL33uvA1fe" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">youtu.be/v3ocbyKi9jA?si=gL6Zgv</span><span class="invisible">dL33uvA1fe</span></a></p><p>That Carole Cadwalladr interview with Jon Stewart...</p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/Palantir" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Palantir</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Thiel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Thiel</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Trump</span></a> <br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/Krasnov" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Krasnov</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/AgentOrange" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AgentOrange</span></a> <br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/PutinsPoodle" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>PutinsPoodle</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/MAGA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>MAGA</span></a> <br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/POTUS45" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>POTUS45</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/POTUS404" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>POTUS404</span></a><br><a href="https://youtu.be/vG7CvbccdVM?si=JcVvtXphidtvHGKt" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">youtu.be/vG7CvbccdVM?si=JcVvtX</span><span class="invisible">phidtvHGKt</span></a></p>
Philip C James<p>Morning, all</p><p>Actually, double plus good: Leon Musk's exit interview...</p><p><a href="https://youtu.be/WIhlC3L99x8?si=FE1Sg3vJR8k6tkx2" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">youtu.be/WIhlC3L99x8?si=FE1Sg3</span><span class="invisible">vJR8k6tkx2</span></a></p><p>More on Elon's Exit from the Oval Office (spoiler: it's not a clock Trump presents to Musk). With a cameo performance from Piers Moron (remember him?)...</p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/Krasnov" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Krasnov</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/AgentOrange" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AgentOrange</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/PutinsPoodle" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>PutinsPoodle</span></a> <br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/POTUS45" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>POTUS45</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/POTUS404" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>POTUS404</span></a> <br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/MAGA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>MAGA</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/GOP" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>GOP</span></a> 🧵 <br><a href="https://youtu.be/r0IVelzKNJE?si=MDZeNj2rmIWZtiln" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">youtu.be/r0IVelzKNJE?si=MDZeNj</span><span class="invisible">2rmIWZtiln</span></a></p>
Philip C James<p>Morning, all,</p><p>why would any European country at threat from Putin's expressed intention to reconstitute the USSR's Warsaw Pact want to elect a leader endorsed by Two Dolls Donny.</p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Trump</span></a> would side with <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Putin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Putin</span></a>, were Russia to invade Poland (again). <a href="https://mas.to/tags/MAGA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>MAGA</span></a> are so tone-deaf...</p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/Krasnov" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Krasnov</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/AgentOrange" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AgentOrange</span></a> <br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/PutinsPoodle" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>PutinsPoodle</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/TraitorTrump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TraitorTrump</span></a> <br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/GOP" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>GOP</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/POTUS45" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>POTUS45</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/POTUS404" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>POTUS404</span></a><br><a href="https://www.europesays.com/2114833/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="">europesays.com/2114833/</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
William Lindsey :toad:<p>"This country has paid a huge price for not recognizing Russia's intervention in the 2016 election for what it was: highly consequential and quite possibly decisive in the moment, and a sign of the coming age of oligarchical cooperation via digital tools to build right-wing regimes. That age is now upon us."</p><p>~ Timothy Snyder</p><p><a href="https://toad.social/tags/Putin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Putin</span></a> <a href="https://toad.social/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Trump</span></a> <a href="https://toad.social/tags/Russia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Russia</span></a> <a href="https://toad.social/tags/democracy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>democracy</span></a> <a href="https://toad.social/tags/oligarchy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>oligarchy</span></a> <a href="https://toad.social/tags/TechBros" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TechBros</span></a> <a href="https://toad.social/tags/SiliconValley" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SiliconValley</span></a> <a href="https://toad.social/tags/PutinsPoodle" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>PutinsPoodle</span></a></p><p><a href="https://snyder.substack.com/p/the-weaponization-czar" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">snyder.substack.com/p/the-weap</span><span class="invisible">onization-czar</span></a></p>
BitcoDavid #ResistTrump<p>Hahahahahahaha! Now THIS is more like it.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/FuckTrump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>FuckTrump</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/KingShart" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>KingShart</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/PutinsPuppet" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>PutinsPuppet</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/PutinsPoodle" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>PutinsPoodle</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/FatHitler" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>FatHitler</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/TrumpsTheBetaDog" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TrumpsTheBetaDog</span></a></p>
Philip C James<p>How things have changed in 2025; most folks are no longer quite so ignorant nor so gullible.</p><p>There are exceptions. Two Dolls Donny insists a fighter jet with two engines is safer than an aircraft with just one. Question is: did he mandate the USAF develop the twin-jet F-55 as a ‘safer’ alternative to the single-engine F-35?</p><p>If so, stupidity has a cost.</p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/SlavaUkrayini" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SlavaUkrayini</span></a><br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Trump</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/POTUS45" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>POTUS45</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/POTUS404" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>POTUS404</span></a><br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/Krasnov" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Krasnov</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/AgentOrange" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AgentOrange</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/PutinsPoodle" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>PutinsPoodle</span></a><br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/TraitorTrump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TraitorTrump</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/UselessDOGE" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>UselessDOGE</span></a><br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/F35" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>F35</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/FatAmy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>FatAmy</span></a><br><a href="https://youtu.be/aGWMQn4oOVw?si=ljy3nTDPo-mf1U6D" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">youtu.be/aGWMQn4oOVw?si=ljy3nT</span><span class="invisible">DPo-mf1U6D</span></a></p>
Philip C James<p>Having a senior moment - er, who else wore black uniforms and forcibly detained civilians without warrants?</p><p>Oh, yes... The SS.</p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/JustSaying" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>JustSaying</span></a> </p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/SlavaUkrayini" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SlavaUkrayini</span></a> <br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/Autocracy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Autocracy</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Tyranny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Tyranny</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Kleptocracy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Kleptocracy</span></a> <br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Trump</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/POTUS45" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>POTUS45</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/POTUS404" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>POTUS404</span></a> <br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/AmericanCoup" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AmericanCoup</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/ICE" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ICE</span></a> <br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/Krasnov" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Krasnov</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/AgentOrange" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AgentOrange</span></a> <br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/PutinsPoodle" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>PutinsPoodle</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/ApingPutin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ApingPutin</span></a><br><a href="https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/ice-arrests-worcester-massachusetts-gofundme-b2752091.html" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">independent.co.uk/news/world/a</span><span class="invisible">mericas/ice-arrests-worcester-massachusetts-gofundme-b2752091.html</span></a></p>
Philip C James<p>⬆️ Jon Stewart: "Like a pod of orcas on a tuna bender..."</p><p>A delicious simile.</p><p>Also wondering what all those legal-looking volumes are on the mantelpiece behind Two Dolls Donny?</p><p>Are they the laws and <a href="https://mas.to/tags/USC" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>USC</span></a> clauses Donald Trump plans to break during his 2nd term (including Habeas Corpus and the one about serving only two terms)?</p><p>Are they arranged in chronological order?</p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/SlavaUkrayini" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SlavaUkrayini</span></a> <br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/Krasnov" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Krasnov</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/AgentOrange" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AgentOrange</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/PutinsPoodle" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>PutinsPoodle</span></a><br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/FoxNewsHeadhunters" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>FoxNewsHeadhunters</span></a><br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/MAGA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>MAGA</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/GOP" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>GOP</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/POTUS45" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>POTUS45</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/POTUS404" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>POTUS404</span></a><br><a href="https://youtu.be/y7JhCa_mCtM?si=_hA50a70SqSSsD6q" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">youtu.be/y7JhCa_mCtM?si=_hA50a</span><span class="invisible">70SqSSsD6q</span></a></p>
Philip C James<p>Morning, all</p><p>Trump did this... Trump lied about that... Trump doesn't know about the other...</p><p>Am beginning to worry that Two Dolls Donny is living rent-free in my skull.</p><p>Worse still, he's sent the bailiffs in to sequester my mental chattels, and is threatening me with an eviction notice...</p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/SlavaUkrayini" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SlavaUkrayini</span></a><br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/Krasnov" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Krasnov</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/AgentOrange" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AgentOrange</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/POTUS45" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>POTUS45</span></a> <br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/GOP" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>GOP</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/MAGA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>MAGA</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/POTUS404" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>POTUS404</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/PutinsPoodle" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>PutinsPoodle</span></a><br><a href="https://youtu.be/-emRpGyLca0?si=rG2yWNJuYzK1O7FJ" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">youtu.be/-emRpGyLca0?si=rG2yWN</span><span class="invisible">JuYzK1O7FJ</span></a></p>
Philip C James<p>Having watched 'Escape From Alcatraz' on local cable TV at Mar-a-Lago, Don the Con now wants to re-open a max security prison closed these last 60 years - Alcatraz Island in San Francisco Bay.</p><p>Sure Donald, but its capacity is limited - set the bar at felons with, say, 30 or more felony convictions...?</p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/SlavaUkrayini" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SlavaUkrayini</span></a> <br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/TaxTheRich" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TaxTheRich</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/WealthTax" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>WealthTax</span></a><br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/CoalMineF%C3%BChrer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>CoalMineFührer</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Trump</span></a> <br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/MAGA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>MAGA</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/GOP" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>GOP</span></a> <br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/POTUS45" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>POTUS45</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/POTUS404" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>POTUS404</span></a> 🧵 <br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/Krasnov" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Krasnov</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/AgentOrange" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AgentOrange</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/PutinsPoodle" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>PutinsPoodle</span></a><br><a href="https://youtu.be/80li5Z6oDGU?si=evoqJwvIHCEFT9DK" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">youtu.be/80li5Z6oDGU?si=evoqJw</span><span class="invisible">vIHCEFT9DK</span></a></p>
Philip C James<p>Morning, all,</p><p>US President, Coal Mine Führer Two Dolls Donny insists little 11-year-old girls don't need 30 dolls and should make do with just two dolls.</p><p>Guess Donald Trump would agree that billionaires don't need 300 billion dollars and should make do with just two billion dollars?</p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/SlavaUkrayini" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SlavaUkrayini</span></a> <br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/TaxTheRich" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TaxTheRich</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/WealthTax" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>WealthTax</span></a><br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/TariffTyrant" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TariffTyrant</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Trump</span></a> <br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/MAGA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>MAGA</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/GOP" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>GOP</span></a> <br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/POTUS45" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>POTUS45</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/POTUS404" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>POTUS404</span></a> 🧵 <br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/Krasnov" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Krasnov</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/AgentOrange" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AgentOrange</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/PutinsPoodle" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>PutinsPoodle</span></a><br> <a href="https://youtu.be/2tiv3lNLqhk?si=t9Th3aOrmFnLqSR3" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">youtu.be/2tiv3lNLqhk?si=t9Th3a</span><span class="invisible">OrmFnLqSR3</span></a></p>
Philip C James<p>Don't worry, folks...</p><p>As Two Dolls Donny didn't actually lay his hand on the Bible when swearing the Presidential Oath to uphold the U.S. Constitution on 20th January (he had his left hand behind his back, with his fingers crossed) that oath doesn't count and he's free to become the Dictator he promised he'd be.</p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/USC" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>USC</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/POTUS45" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>POTUS45</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/POTUS404" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>POTUS404</span></a> <br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Trump</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Krasnov" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Krasnov</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/AgentOrange" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AgentOrange</span></a> <br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/PutinsPoodle" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>PutinsPoodle</span></a> <br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/DonTheCon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DonTheCon</span></a> <br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/PuttingTheConInConstitution" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>PuttingTheConInConstitution</span></a><br><a href="https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/trump-administration/trump-asked-uphold-constitution-says-dont-know-rcna204580" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">nbcnews.com/politics/trump-adm</span><span class="invisible">inistration/trump-asked-uphold-constitution-says-dont-know-rcna204580</span></a></p>
John Yates<p><a href="https://toot.community/tags/MAGAMikeJohnson" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>MAGAMikeJohnson</span></a>🍊💩🤡 <a href="https://toot.community/tags/ChristoFascist" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ChristoFascist</span></a> <a href="https://toot.community/tags/PreacherJohnson" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>PreacherJohnson</span></a> <a href="https://toot.community/tags/PutinsPoodle" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>PutinsPoodle</span></a> <a href="https://toot.community/tags/BringYourFelonToWorkDay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BringYourFelonToWorkDay</span></a> <a href="https://toot.community/tags/Politics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Politics</span></a><br>Now arresting men of the cloth for praying in the Capitol Rotunda! <a href="https://tinyurl.com/3p4w2fax" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">tinyurl.com/3p4w2fax</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
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