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Ross of OttawaImportant science research underway!As a fan of half an apple, core removed, with a smear of peanut butter in the divot, I'm about to have a bite of an apple and a handful of peanuts to see if it's a more efficient path. It's just-in-time peanut-butter delivery.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/peanutButter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#peanutButter</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/efficiency" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#efficiency</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/science" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#science</a>

Droppie<a href="https://infosec.space/@MsDropbear42" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@MsDropbear42@infosec.space</a> Greetings Droppie-Masto, this is your even more dimwitted twin Droppie-Sharkey, with some exciting news! 😮 I just had the literally extremely distasteful discovery that my jar of <a href="https://blahaj.zone/tags/PeanutButter" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#PeanutButter</a> in my pantry has gorn orf... really orf, bigly yucko! 🤢 In desperation to try to overcome the dreadful taste in my gobber, i decided to cut open one of those many <a href="https://blahaj.zone/tags/lemons" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#lemons</a>, & suck on a bit of it, to repel one nasty taste with genuine firepower. Well, i sucked on an eighth, & whilst bracing it was kinda sorta tolerable... so i gobbed it. Then i gobbed another eighth, then another. At this point, with my mouth so traumatised & shocked i fell outta my tree... but it was ok coz i landed on my head; phew! Tomorrow i'm gonna gob a bit more... with the plan being to see if i can actually, eventually, fang my way thru all of them! Who knew... dropbear palates are [almost] lemon-proof! 😮🤯🙃

y🍉mpsuit<a href="https://zeroes.ca/@ikonha" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@ikonha</a> delighted that this pic has HEALTHY PROTEIN which augments an already imposing aura of BIG MUSCLES. <a href="https://zeroes.ca/tags/PeanutButter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#PeanutButter</a>

David GoodwinIn other news, the dog was 6 today so Ella made her a peanut butter and pea cake. <a href="https://fosstodon.org/tags/dogsofmastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dogsofmastodon</a> <a href="https://fosstodon.org/tags/doggoday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#doggoday</a> <a href="https://fosstodon.org/tags/peanutbutter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#peanutbutter</a> <a href="https://fosstodon.org/tags/Birthday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Birthday</a>

Dizzy Busy and HungryCraving something sweet and nutty? 🥜🍪 Dive into the ultimate cookie lineup that brings bold peanut butter flavor to every bite! 💥 Perfect for snack time, dessert, or anytime indulgence. <a href="https://flipboard.com/tag/cookielovers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CookieLovers</a> <a href="https://flipboard.com/tag/peanutbutter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#PeanutButter</a> <a href="https://flipboard.com/tag/sweettreats" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#SweetTreats</a> <a href="https://flipboard.com/tag/foodiefavorites" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#FoodieFavorites</a> <a href="https://flipboard.com/tag/easybaking" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#EasyBaking</a> <a href="https://flipboard.com/tag/dessertgoals" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DessertGoals</a> <a href="https://flipboard.com/tag/recipesforreallife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#RecipesForRealLife</a> <a href="https://flipboard.com/tag/dizzybusyandhungry" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DizzyBusyAndHungry</a> 🍯<a href="https://flipboard.com/@dizzybusyhungry/peanut-butter-perfection-8-cookie-recipes-to-satisfy-your-cravings-ohp8967jmfsamf04?utm_source=flipboard&utm_medium=activitypub" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://flipboard.com/@dizzybusyhungry/peanut-butter-perfection-8-cookie-recipes-to-satisfy-your-cravings-ohp8967jmfsamf04?utm_source=flipboard&utm_medium=activitypub </a>Posted into The Recipe Exchange <a href="https://flipboard.com/@food/the-recipe-exchange-2jejbvniz" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@the-recipe-exchange-food</a>

bytebro<a href="https://infosec.exchange/@tinker" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@tinker</a> FWIW, I'm with you. The 'organic' stuff is rubbish flavours, and 'dry'. And yes, the 'commercial' brands are over-sweet.Never actually tried just munching the nuts in a grinder/liquidiser.I'll give that a go, and probably report back, should I survive 🙂 <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/PeanutButter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#PeanutButter</a>

Spatuladesserts<a href="https://flipboard.social/tags/dessert" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dessert</a> <a href="https://flipboard.social/tags/food" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#food</a> <a href="https://flipboard.social/tags/foodie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#foodie</a> <a href="https://flipboard.social/tags/recipe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#recipe</a> <a href="https://flipboard.social/tags/recipes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#recipes</a> <a href="https://flipboard.social/tags/baking" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#baking</a> <a href="https://flipboard.social/tags/sweet" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#sweet</a> <a href="https://flipboard.social/tags/desserts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#desserts</a> <a href="https://flipboard.social/tags/cookies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#cookies</a> <a href="https://flipboard.social/tags/peanutbutter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#peanutbutter</a> <a href="https://creators.yahoo.com/lifestyle/story/these-chewy-peanut-butter-chocolate-chip-cookies-make-store-bought-look-boring-102529758.html?utm_source=flipboard&utm_content=Spatuladesserts%2Fmagazine%2FTrending+Baking+Recipes+and+Food+News" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://creators.yahoo.com/lifestyle/story/these-chewy-peanut-butter-chocolate-chip-cookies-make-store-bought-look-boring-102529758.html?utm_source=flipboard&utm_content=Spatuladesserts%2Fmagazine%2FTrending+Baking+Recipes+and+Food+News</a>

Droppie [infosec] 🐨:archlinux: :kde: :firefox_nightly: :thunderbird: :vegan:<a href="https://aus.social/@RustyFreewheel" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@RustyFreewheel</a> Yes. Progressively i also made that change, but last purchase changed again, & love it. <a href="https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/productdetails/97579/bega-simply-nuts-crunchy-natural-peanut-butter" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/productdetails/97579/bega-simply-nuts-crunchy-natural-peanut-butter</a>Tis hardcore yummy! <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/peanutbutter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#peanutbutter</a>

cobaltRising prices at American groceries are still something that is far more discussed in media than I see in the stores. Peanut butter is a great example. You CAN pay a lot more than in the past few years but that’s silly if you can just look for sales to stock up. Got our usual Jif far cheaper at the employee-owned Winco. BTW, yesterday I often saw a price difference much less per oz. for food in smaller packages or bottles. Never assume large containers are cheaper for the food! <a href="https://beige.party/tags/Winco" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Winco</a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/Groceries" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Groceries</a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/Food" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Food</a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/PeanutButter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#PeanutButter</a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/Arizona" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Arizona</a>

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luke__666<a href="https://mastodon.xyz/tags/Clock" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Clock</a> <a href="https://mastodon.xyz/tags/PeanutButter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#PeanutButter</a> <a href="https://mastodon.xyz/tags/PastryImperialStout" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#PastryImperialStout</a> <a href="https://mastodon.xyz/tags/beer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#beer</a> <a href="https://mastodon.xyz/tags/beersofmastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#beersofmastodon</a> <a href="https://mastodon.xyz/tags/bier" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#bier</a> <a href="https://mastodon.xyz/tags/birra" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#birra</a> <a href="https://mastodon.xyz/tags/cerveza" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#cerveza</a> <a href="https://mastodon.xyz/tags/olut" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#olut</a> <a href="https://mastodon.xyz/tags/%C3%B6l" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#öl</a> <a href="https://mastodon.xyz/tags/pivo" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#pivo</a> <a href="https://mastodon.xyz/tags/piwo" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#piwo</a> <a href="https://mastodon.xyz/tags/piwokraftowe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#piwokraftowe</a>

David HembrowI noticed a couple of days ago that we had an uninvited visitor in our garage.At first I wasn't sure that this mousetrap would actually work and it seemed that perhaps I was just feeding peanut butter to a mouse with a rapidly expanding waistline. But after two days, I found the mouse in the trap just before I went to bed last night.We then went on a little midnight bicycle ride to a place with some trees a couple of km from home on the other side of the canal. I assume mice aren't likely to find their way back from that distance... <a href="https://todon.eu/tags/mouse" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#mouse</a> <a href="https://todon.eu/tags/mousetrap" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#mousetrap</a> <a href="https://todon.eu/tags/humanemousetrap" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#humanemousetrap</a> <a href="https://todon.eu/tags/vegan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#vegan</a> <a href="https://todon.eu/tags/peanutbutter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#peanutbutter</a>

Dining & CookingAn Italian dietitian who has followed the Mediterranean diet all her life shares her 4 go-to breakfasts <a href="https://www.diningandcooking.com/2058670/an-italian-dietitian-who-has-followed-the-mediterranean-diet-all-her-life-shares-her-4-go-to-breakfasts/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.diningandcooking.com/2058670/an-italian-dietitian-who-has-followed-the-mediterranean-diet-all-her-life-shares-her-4-go-to-breakfasts/</a> <a href="https://vive.im/tags/breakfast" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#breakfast</a> <a href="https://vive.im/tags/carbohydrates" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#carbohydrates</a> <a href="https://vive.im/tags/HealthyEatingPlans" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HealthyEatingPlans</a> <a href="https://vive.im/tags/Mediterranean" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Mediterranean</a> <a href="https://vive.im/tags/MediterraneanBreakfast" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#MediterraneanBreakfast</a> <a href="https://vive.im/tags/MediterraneanDiet" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#MediterraneanDiet</a> <a href="https://vive.im/tags/PeanutButter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#PeanutButter</a>

Tats 🇬🇧🫖Peanut butter poll. There can be only one. <a href="https://beige.party/tags/poll" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#poll</a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/PeanutButter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#PeanutButter</a> please boost. If you are allergic please just quickly scroll . 💉 - EpiPen

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David G. Smith<a href="https://ohai.social/@dramypsyd" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@dramypsyd</a> 👋 Juuust gonna leave this here:<a href="https://nationalpeanutboard.org/news/who-invented-peanut-butter/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://nationalpeanutboard.org/news/who-invented-peanut-butter/</a><a href="https://mas.to/tags/PeanutButter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#PeanutButter</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Peanuts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Peanuts</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Food" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Food</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/History" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#History</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Inventions" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Inventions</a>

Jason StiffI've loved peanut butter & jelly forever, and when I told Hailey I'd never eaten an Uncrustable, she kindly brought me one. It disappeared faster than the time it took to take these photos. 😋 My Friday tie looks like a paisley Uncrustables tie. 👔 <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/Montana" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Montana</a> <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/pbj" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#pbj</a> <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/peanutbutter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#peanutbutter</a> <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/jelly" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#jelly</a> <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/sandwich" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#sandwich</a> <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/delicious" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#delicious</a> <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/Uncrustables" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Uncrustables</a> <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/Friday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Friday</a> <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/food" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#food</a> <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/tie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#tie</a>

S Bodzin, Real American 🇺🇸Some people believe in a watchmaker God who spun up at the universe and then stepped away. At what point do you think God would have been satisfied?<a href="https://thepit.social/tags/ants" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ants</a> <a href="https://thepit.social/tags/atoms" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#atoms</a> <a href="https://thepit.social/tags/peanutbutter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#peanutbutter</a> <a href="https://thepit.social/tags/God" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#God</a>

Idiot BusinessArtificial text - On few occasion it's also funny. Meow

Hamburg Journal (inoffiziell)Hamburg morgen: Start-up revolutioniert ErdnussbutterDie Gründer von Call Me Nuts entwickeln besondere Erdnussbutter-Kreationen. Inspiration dafür sammelten sie in Neuseeland.<a href="https://www.ndr.de/fernsehen/sendungen/hamburg_journal/Hamburg-morgen-Start-up-revolutioniert-Erdnussbutter,hamj157942.html" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.ndr.de/fernsehen/sendungen/hamburg_journal/Hamburg-morgen-Start-up-revolutioniert-Erdnussbutter,hamj157942.html</a><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Hamburg" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Hamburg</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Hamburgmorgen" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Hamburgmorgen</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Startup" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Startup</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Erdnussbutter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Erdnussbutter</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Peanutbutter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Peanutbutter</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CallMeNuts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CallMeNuts</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ErdnussbutterKreationen" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ErdnussbutterKreationen</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Gr%C3%BCnder" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Gründer</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Neuseeland" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Neuseeland</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Innovation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Innovation</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Lebensmittel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Lebensmittel</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Ern%C3%A4hrung" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Ernährung</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HamburgJournal" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HamburgJournal</a>

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