Philip C James<p>The Marmalade Mussolini has just had his annual check-up and is in peak physical and mental condition (tho the bone spurs weren't mentioned).</p><p>Fear not, were the 78-year-old <a href="https://mas.to/tags/POTUS45" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>POTUS45</span></a> to die in office, the <a href="https://mas.to/tags/VPOTUS" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>VPOTUS</span></a> will succeed him, and J.D.Vance is a veritable "safe pair of hands..." <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Sarcasticon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Sarcasticon</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Trump</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/OrangeLiesMatter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>OrangeLiesMatter</span></a> <br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/Krasnov" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Krasnov</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/AgentOrange" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AgentOrange</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/PutinsPoodle" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>PutinsPoodle</span></a> <br>🧵 <br><a href="https://youtu.be/dipticshJfg?si=IGranup6KLJTvz3u" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">youtu.be/dipticshJfg?si=IGranu</span><span class="invisible">p6KLJTvz3u</span></a></p>