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#GulfOfAmerica #patriotic? #OMFG #satire

/satire/ Am I feeling patriotic now that the President of the United States worked so hard to change the name of a body of water? It feels so liberating, and I feel like God is now shining down on me even more strongly. Praise #DonalTrump, ruler of the world and hopefully soon, the Universe. I'm going to donate all my money to 47 and live a paupers' life just for him. Who is with me?
/satire/

#OMFG

" iz prejetih sporočil državljanov razumel, da smo ljudje dovolj osveščeni, "da bomo vsak glede na svoje možnosti vgrajevali in uporabljali najbolj napredne naprave in da ni potrebe po posebni državni regulaciji na tem področju"."

24ur.com/novice/slovenija/clen

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24ur.com · Člen, ki prepoveduje električne bojlerje, črtali: 'Ne bomo se vtikali v stanovanja ljudi'By STA

#omfg ta je še hujši od oranžnega

"Nanočipi pridejo v kri s pitjem pepsikole. Rojstvo s carskim rezom pomeni, da se pretrga sveta vez. Edina znanost na tem svetu je Jezus Kristus. Koronavirusa ni, ker ga še nihče ni videl. Vse to so trditve nove romunske politične zvezde, Călina Georgesca"

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I’m demigirl and demiboy or something.

Some kind of bigender, nonbinary, but not quite trans masc tho?

Trans chicks make perfect sense to me, but cis dudes and cis chicks don’t, at all.

Trans dudes are like, fine? But not me?

I understand the logic but I don’t want people to look at me and go “Manly guy dude mc mannerson. Bob.”

I want them to look at me and go “JFC are vey going on about thiamine depletion in the ocean again? Ver tirades don’t get anyone onboard. I’ve told vem time and again.”

(I’d say femboy, but uh. Y’know. Safe search that one with strict filtering if you’re curious and not at work etc.)

I feel like I’m too tired to face Trump again.
Guess it’s back to Broasting by Hannity. See who hires Tucker the fastest? MyPillowGuy in the White House. Again. Kid Rock in the GD WH. Again. #omfg Kim bleeping Kardashian and or bleeping Kanyè West in the WH!?? Bleeping again!! BoBo’s ass in a tight red message dress. Again soon. You know she’s broke bad? #Pfffffttttttttt

Good Gravy. MTG in the WH. Again. Quelle horreur.

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My sarcasm is in excellent shape however.