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"A Very Special Message from Sam Cooke"

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PillowfortKoHoSo: A Very Special Message from Sam CookeHello! I'm Sam Cooke! You might remember me from such misadventures as "The Box from the Taco Stand Is All Mine", "I'll Chase That Red Dot Until I Puke", and "Why Is This Shopping Bag Following Me?".I'm here to bring you an important message on this very special day. "What day is that," you ask?National Black Cat Day!Every October 27th, felines such as myself and those that love and care for them take the day to remind everybody that black cats are just as deserving of a forever home as any other. In addition, with Halloween only a few days away, we also need a little more protection from those that would do us harm.Black cats are just as fun, entertaining, and loving as any other. So, please, don't let superstition or anything else prevent you from bringing a black cat into your home. A black cat could easily be your purrfect companion.--KoHoSo: And, cut! Nice job, Sam!Sam: Did you write that drivel? Oh my freakin' god, I can't believe you went for that cheesy "purrfect" pun. So overused! And why did you have me tell everybody that I can't stop chasing the red dot until I get sick? I am so embarrassed! I'm not doing this again next year unless you get a new scriptwriter!KoHoSo: Well, if you insist. But, that costs money. I guess we can cut back on your favorite treat of whipped cream in order to afford it. Oh, and we'll have to cut back on batteries for the red dot, too.Sam: [narrows eyes and stares] You're a real bastard. But, OK. Anything to keep the red dot going, and save some more black kitties, too.KoHoSo: Great! Next year, I think I'll try to work in "catastrophe". Get it? CAT-tastrophe!Sam: You'd better hide your shoes, assclown.
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