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The Practical Progressive @PracticalProgressive@mastodon.social

“Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory. Tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat.” - Sun Tzu

#quoteoftheday #quotefortheday #wordsofwisdom

not stinky! @warmchocosoftserv@pixelfed.social

Doctor said it was terminal baddie behavior.

#PTSD #CertifiedDelicious #TooScrumptious #DangerouslyDelightful #MemesThatSlap
#ScrumptiousEnergy #HornyOnMain #AcronymUnlocked #CatEmojiCensored #StayFermented #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

Purple swirl background with black text: “I suffer from PTSD (p🐱ssy too scrumptious disorder)

not stinky! @warmchocosoftserv@pixelfed.social

Be careful, there might be a snake in the grass!

#WienerJokes #DirtyDogHumor #LawnJob #DachshundAfterDark #HungLow
#HotDogEnergy #NSFWoof #GrowerNotMower #Pupperverse #SodAndBothered #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

Metal yard sign shows the silhouette of a dachshund above the text “The grass is always greener under my wiener.”

not stinky! @warmchocosoftserv@pixelfed.social

“I ain't no ham sandwich, brother!” - Hulk Hoggin

#ClassicalArt #PigArt #Hulkamania #WrestlingHumor #BarnyardLife #ArtisticEdit #FunnyPigs #PopCultureArt #CreativeIllustration #ArtWithATwist #WWE #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

A classical-style painting of two large, round pigs standing in a barnyard. One of the pigs has been edited to wear a red “Hulkamania” bandana, black sunglasses, and a blonde handlebar mustache, resembling wrestler Hulk Hogan. Below the image, white text reads:

“Got any oats bruthur”

not stinky! @warmchocosoftserv@pixelfed.social

You can’t beat a soup and salad combo.

#Soup #BlueskyFashion #OutdoorMarket #StreetStyle #BoldStatements #GraphicTees #UniqueFashion #TshirtDesign #MarketFinds #EdgyFashion #SoupPowered #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

A black t-shirt displayed on a hanger at an outdoor market. The shirt has bold white text that reads:

“SOUP POWERED FUCK MACHINE.”

not stinky! @warmchocosoftserv@pixelfed.social

Don't forget to LIKE and SUBSCRIBE if you want to see what other ancient evils I unleash next week!

#PandoraUnboxed #Pandora #GreekMythology #ClassicalArt #UnboxingVideo #MysticalBox #ArtInspiration #OminousVibes #MythicalFigures #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

A classical painting of Pandora, a figure from Greek mythology, wearing a red robe and holding an ornate box. A faint, ominous red mist is escaping from the box. The text above the image reads:

“Hey, it’s me - Pandora. Welcome to my new unboxing video.”

not stinky! @warmchocosoftserv@pixelfed.social

Sorry, Mom!

#TacoTuesday #YoQuieroTacoBell #TacoSlut #LeatherLife #ZipperedMouth #Oops #NoKinkShaming #WeListenAndWeDontJudge #BlueskyVibes #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

An edited image of a person wearing a tight black leather bondage hood with a zippered mouth opening. The zipper is partially open, revealing a taco sticking out of their mouth. Below the image is a text conversation:
First message (gray bubble): “sorry wrong person”
Response (blue bubble): “who is the fing right person?”

Totor @t_otor@toot.aquilenet.fr

#meme #memeoftheday #motd

The Practical Progressive @PracticalProgressive@mastodon.social

All any of us can do is our best, and measurements of effect need not be weighed into how we see or judge ourselves.

#thoughtfortheday #thoughtoftheday #wordsofwisdom

Ghostrunner @ghostrunner@hachyderm.io

Distracted guy meme: "Americans" checking out Luigi mangionni ignoring "for profit health insurance"

#luigimangione #luigi2028 #memeoftheday

Ghostrunner @ghostrunner@hachyderm.io

"Techbro" is just the reemergence of thinking it's cool to hate nerds, mixed in with a bunch of resentment from watching the last 20 years of nerds taking over the world.

response:
"Hey dipshit:"
Nerds are the ones who warned you about cryptocurrency, and NFTs, and the internet of things. Nerds are the ones trying to explain to you that "AI" is just overhyped pattern recognition which already had for years.

Techbros are not nerds. They're predators.

#memeoftheday #meme #tech

Ghostrunner @ghostrunner@hachyderm.io

"What day is today?" asked Pooh
"It's the day we burn this motherfucker to the ground." squeaked Piglet
"My favorite day." said Pooh.

#memeoftheday #meme

Ghostrunner @ghostrunner@hachyderm.io

COBOL may be the only thing that protects the Republic from 19 year old programmers.

#memeoftheday #meme #programming

Ghostrunner @ghostrunner@hachyderm.io

Valentines day card: "there's no safe, wffective vaccine for my love" - adjacent to rfkjr's vacant grin

#memeoftheday #meme #valentinesday

Bryony @yourblendedfamily@mastodon.social

https://www.instagram.com/p/DFtC18KMwA1/

InstagramLincolnshire, Family, Lifestyle Blogger on Instagram: "Problem is earnings go in then earnings go out"yourblendedfamily on February 5, 2025: "Problem is earnings go in then earnings go out".

#memeoftheday #memes #memesdaily

Ghostrunner @ghostrunner@hachyderm.io

tweet from @mynamehear:
"This never would've happened with a Whitehawk helicopter"
over a picture of the Felon in Chief Donald Trump.

#memeoftheday #meme #blackhawk

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