#HappyHappy #StillAliveSaturday...!
#IT was a #BusyBusyDay #Yesterday; but, the #MastodonSpyBalloon is #EvenSafer and #MoreSecure than #Previously, and #Certainly #MuchSafer than #MyOldTwitterFeed...
#ThankTheLord #RobotInflatableJesus...!
#DontForget; #RobotInflatableJesusLovesYou...
And, #IT's #MovieNight, #Tonight...
#TheBFF, #MyLittleBigBuddy, #CaptainRedBeanBear and I are #StayingIn...
And, the #AngryOrangeWotsit is #ComingForYou...
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#GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #TrueTrueTuesday...!
I hope you've all #RestedWell and have #FunThings to do...
1: #TwitterX is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...
I had such #HighHopes for #Spoutible; but...
#ILikeITHere... The #MastodonSpyBalloon works just the way I want #IT to; #NoMore, #NoLess...
#AlsoNotKansas... #HappyPrideMonthPeople
Also, #DiscordIsForImbeciles...
#LookAtTheEvidence... #PewPewPew...!
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#Meanwhile...
The #MastodonSpyBalloon #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles
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#Sunscreem: Love You More (Heavy Club)
#Since #KissingSongs are #Trending in the #MastodonSpyBalloon...
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#Bliss: Kissing (Original Music Video)
#HappyHappy #StillAliveSaturday...!
#IT was a #BusyBusyDay #Yesterday; but, the #MastodonSpyBalloon is #EvenSafer and #MoreSecure than #Previously, and #Certainly #MuchSafer than #MyOldTwitterFeed...
#ThankTheLord #RobotInflatableJesus...!
#DontForget; #RobotInflatableJesusLovesYou...
And, #IT's #MovieNight, #Tonight...
#TheBFF, #MyLittleBigBuddy, #CaptainRedBeanBear and I are #StayingIn...
And, the #AngryOrangeWotsit is #ComingForYou...
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#Meanwhile...
The #MastodonSpyBalloon #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles
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#Sunscreem: Change Or Die (Continuous DJ Mix)
#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #StillAliveSunday...!
#TheBFF and #MyLittleBigBuddy are #StillSnoozlin' but we #AllManaged to #Survive the #Pie and #TheFifthElephant #LivesOn to #Play #AnotherNight...
I #Think #IT's #Probably #WorthExplaining the #RaspberryYoghurtSituation; because #SomePeople don't #Understand #TheRules about #Strawberries, which are #TotallyOverRated...
#Since we have 500,000-#Characters / #Toot in the #MastodonSpyBalloon, I'm #VeryTempted to use #AllOfThem... #InSomeDetail...
#This could #TakeAWhile and #IT might #PossiblyBurst the #MastodonSpyBalloon; so, we #Recommend:
• #Coffee;
• #Biscuits;
• A #BaconSammidge;
• A #FancyHat;
• An #AttentionSpan; and,
• #SomeBullets...
You are #Free to #CheckOut #AtAnyPoint...
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNearlyButNotQuiteSupperTimeNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews with #SomeNews and #Opinions...
#IT's been a #BusyBusyDay; but, the #MastodonSpyBalloon is #EvenSafer and #EvenMoreSecure than #Previously, and #Certainly #MuchSafer than #MyOldTwitterFeed...
#ThankTheLord #RobotInflatableJesus...!
And, there is #Pie in #TheVeryNearFuture...
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingThingsNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews about #Things...
#YouTube is #Still a #Thing...
But, the #MastodonSpyBalloon is also a #Thing...
#So...
#HaveABalloon... And, a #Biscuit... Maybe a #BaconSammidge...
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#DeeeLite: Groove Is In The Heart [The Reflex Bootsy & Q-Tip Revision]
And, I've #Taken #TheLiberty and #Converted #TheWork of #TheProdigy into #AnotherFormat...
#IT's #TotallySuitable for the #MastodonSpyBalloon...
#IF you don't #LikeIT; that must #SuckForYou... #Because #IT's #AlreadyHappened...
1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone
For the #Attribution...!
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#TheProdigy: Funky Shit
#BTW: We never really got into #Skype; we #MuchPreferred #WindowsLiveMessenger that #PrecededIT...
#Skype's #ImminentDemise is #Predictable; we'll #BarelyNotice because we have the #MastodonSpyBalloon...
#IT's #AllWorkedOut... #Already...
#WindowsForWerewolves is #Already... #UpAndRunning...
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#Since #KissingSongs are #Trending in the #MastodonSpyBalloon...
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Des'ree - I'm Kissing You (Version 1 - Official Video)
#GoodMorningHorn and #IT's.... #MondayAgain... #Again...!
#IT's #ComeRoundQuickly, aye...?
#MyLittleBigBuddy and I are #Practicing a #NewFeature of the #MastodonSpyBalloon; #IT's called #GoingBackToBed... With #Coffee...
#BeBackSoon... | #DontForget; #QuoteToots, #StillQuiteCool...
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#TangentAlert... #BraceBrace...!
On the #Topic of #TopTierTooting...
#Life in the #MastodonSpyBalloon is #JustFine; #IT's a #BitLike being the #CruiseDirector of an #OceanGoingLiner... Or #PilotingTheNormandy...
#IT's #QuiteGoodFun; #TryIT, you might #LikeIT...
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Let's #CompareAndContrast...
The #MastodonSpyBalloon vs #TheSyzitoInstituteForTheTerminallyIneffectual...
With #LittlePointyEars and a #LittleTail...
#ThankTheLordBabyJesus for #PSiReN-Group...
#RobotInflatableJesusLovesYou...
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingItsNotTheWeekendNotNews... Even #IF #IT #Feels #LikeAWeekend; #IT's #NotTheWeekend #NotNews... And #SomeWeather...
#IT's #StillSnowing in the #MastodonSpyBalloon...
Have a #ChristmasChocolate, even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...
And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...
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"We all live in the #MastodonSpyBalloon...!"
Are we off to #Mars, soon...? I don't want to go to #Mars... Can we send #MattDamon, instead?
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#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #StillAliveSaturday...!
#IT was a #BusyBusyDay #Yesterday; but, the #MastodonSpyBalloon is #EvenSafer and #MoreSecure than #Previously, and #Certainly #MuchSafer than #MyOldTwitterFeed...
#ThankTheLord #RobotInflatableJesus...!
#DontForget; #RobotInflatableJesusLovesYou...
And, #IT's #MovieNight, #Tonight...
#TheBFF, #MyLittleBigBuddy, #CaptainRedBeanBear and I are #StayingIn...
And, the #AngryOrangeWotsit is #ComingForYou...
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#Awww... #HowSad... #NeverNeverMind...
The #MastodonSpyBalloon certainly won't #Miss another #AngryHomophobe, anyway...
#TheImportantThing is that #AllRugbySocksMatter | #SnugglySocksAlsoMatter
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#One of #TheManyBenefits of #LinkOut(s) to the #MastodonSpyBalloon is that #Sometimes; even #YouTube has #SomeBetter #AccessibilityOptions (e.g. #CloseCaption / #Subtitles) that aren't #Rendered that well within #Mastodon... #Natively... #NotInAllCases; but #Some...
#IT's #Still #NoBiggie... [#IndividualUserExperienceWillVary]
#Beware the #MastodonSpyBalloon... And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...
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