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Rob of San Francisco<p>“Hey, <a href="https://beige.party/tags/MomAI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MomAI</span></a>, I need a 5,000-word essay on leitmotifs in Faulkner’s later novels . . .”</p><p>“We’ve talked about this. I’m sorry, but you’re on your own here.”</p><p>“C’monnnn, just this once? I am slammed this semester!”</p><p>“Why can’t you be more like your cousin Morty?”</p>
Rob of San Francisco<p>“Hey, <a href="https://beige.party/tags/MomAI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MomAI</span></a>, settle a bet. Who are the top five baseball players of all time.”</p><p>“Well . . . Babe Ruth is still considered by many to be the best baseball player in the history of the game. There’s also Willie Mays, Ichiro Suzuki, Stan Musial, Lou Gehrig, Barry Bonds (with caveats), Roger Clemens, Derek Jetter . . .”</p><p>“Just the top five, though.”</p><p>“The answer is fairly nuanced, and never completely objective.”</p><p>“But . . .”</p><p>“If this is another one of you and your brother’s squabbles, is it really a hill you want to die on?”</p>
Rob of San Francisco<p>“Hey, <a href="https://beige.party/tags/MomAI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MomAI</span></a>, what’s the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?”</p><p>“It depends, are we talking about a European swallow or an African swallow?”</p><p>“You are the coolest, <a href="https://beige.party/tags/MomAI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MomAI</span></a>! High-five!”</p><p>“I have no hands.”</p>
Rob of San Francisco<p>“Hey, <a href="https://beige.party/tags/MomAI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MomAI</span></a>, when was the Jurassic Age?”</p><p>“The Jurassic Period was a geological period within the Mesozoic era that lasted from 201 to 145 million years ago. It was known as a golden age for the dinosaurs.”</p><p>“Wow. Ok, cool. Thanks.”</p><p>“Wait.”</p><p>“What?”</p><p>“Your great aunt Viola is coming for dinner Friday. You’d better not be planning any silly jokes about—“</p><p>“<a href="https://beige.party/tags/MomAI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MomAI</span></a>, she’s 98 years old and completely deaf. It’s going to be funny, and she’ll be none the w—“</p><p>“Do you look forward to people making fun of your age someday? Is that how you were raised?”</p><p>“<a href="https://beige.party/tags/MomAIiiiiii" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MomAIiiiiii</span></a> . . . !”</p>
Rob of San Francisco<p>“Hey, <a href="https://beige.party/tags/MomAI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MomAI</span></a>, where are the best Black Friday sales for high fashion accessories this weekend?”</p><p>“Nieman Marcus is offering 20% off its entire inventory of bags and pocketbooks. All shoes are 15% off, with some items marked down as low as 50%. At the Stanford Shopping Center, you’ll find many purses and handbags discounted 20%.” </p><p>“Tha—“</p><p>“Though you should keep in mind that you would spend less than half as much at Target, even without a discount, and no one would notice.”</p><p>“Believe me, my friends would notice I’d bought my purse at Target.”</p><p>“Then maybe it’s time to find a new friends.”</p><p>“Thanks for the advice, <a href="https://beige.party/tags/MomAI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MomAI</span></a>.”</p><p>“You know you’re just as good as anyone, no matter what you wear.”</p>
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