I'm sitting by myself at a canal (#Landwehrkanal). Some people just walked by. When they thought I couldn't hear them anymore, they went: "Is he just.. sitting there? Or is he fishing? Nope. Just sitting."
Like, I'm sorry ya absolute twats for just minding my own business in the sun on the goddamn first of May.
At this point I, live in #Berlin almost 11 years, which I feel is long enough to miss the "olden times" when sitting by yourself would absolutely not have raised eyebrows.