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Chronic Illness Humor Funny<p>Source: oneilljones on Tumblr<br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/lactoseintolerance" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>lactoseintolerance</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/lactoseintolerant" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>lactoseintolerant</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/vampires" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>vampires</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/vampirememes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>vampirememes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funnyhaha" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>funnyhaha</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/haha" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>haha</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Memes</span></a></p>
Phoebe_C<p>Does McDonalds still use gravy in the soft serve machine? <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/gravy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>gravy</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/lactoseintolerant" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>lactoseintolerant</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/gravyfarts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>gravyfarts</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/farts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>farts</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fartsgravy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>fartsgravy</span></a></p>
🌜Lady Marzanna🌛 God of Dough<p>I still want my cheese making supplies sent for - $150 for the special bowls, rennet, cheesecloth, and starter supplies!</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/findcom" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>findcom</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/femdom" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>femdom</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/sexycheese" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>sexycheese</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ilovecheese" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ilovecheese</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/lactoseintolerant" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>lactoseintolerant</span></a></p>
Chronic Illness Humor Funny<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/lactoseintolerant" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>lactoseintolerant</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/haha" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>haha</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funnypics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>funnypics</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>memes</span></a></p>
🌜Lady Marzanna🌛 God of Dough<p>I want to learn how to make cheese, so naturally you're going to fund my eccentric new hobby:</p><p>Lactose free milk $6<br>Cheesecloth $15<br>Cheese starters $18<br>Thermometer $19<br>Vegetable rennet $22<br>Cheese strainer bowls $50</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/findom" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>findom</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/femdom" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>femdom</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cheese" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>cheese</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/lactoseintolerant" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>lactoseintolerant</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cheesesub" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>cheesesub</span></a></p>
Skullvalanche<p>I make myself an almond+cashew milk latte every morning. The nut milk I use foams "okay" but not amazing. I know there's some barista blends out there, but they're harder to find and more expensive and mostly I just can't be bothered.</p><p>BUT! I have made a discovery which changes everything! </p><p>The other day, in my uncaffeinated haze, I accidentally pulled my espresso shots into the metal frothing jug. After noticing my error, I poured the shots into my mug where they belong and then I put the nut milk in the jug without rinsing out the espresso residue. The resulting nut milk with a hint of espresso in it foamed *great*. Total game changer.</p><p>Hopefully this helps some of my fellow lactose-avoidant fellow coffee drinkers out there.</p><p><a href="https://gladtech.social/tags/Coffee" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Coffee</span></a> <a href="https://gladtech.social/tags/Espresso" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Espresso</span></a> <a href="https://gladtech.social/tags/Latte" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Latte</span></a> <a href="https://gladtech.social/tags/Lactose" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Lactose</span></a> <a href="https://gladtech.social/tags/LactoseIntolerant" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>LactoseIntolerant</span></a></p>
Ms. Que Banh<p>Doing some meal planning for next week before heading off to VGH for 6am pre-op support, before my orthotics appointment at 8:30am.</p><p>I'm a huge fan of the tomatoes based Manhattan clam chowder. I'm lactose intolerant so tend to avoid creamy soups - not a fan of the more popular New England cream based clam chowder. I've only found one place in <a href="https://beige.party/tags/VictoriaBC" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>VictoriaBC</span></a> that offers it on their menu, White Spot. Finest At Sea used to sell it too but now only sell the NE style, which I can't eat without feeling sick.</p><p>I found this <a href="https://beige.party/tags/ManhattanClamChowder" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ManhattanClamChowder</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/recipe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>recipe</span></a> to try out next week:<br><a href="https://www.browneyedbaker.com/manhattan-clam-chowder" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">browneyedbaker.com/manhattan-c</span><span class="invisible">lam-chowder</span></a></p><p><a href="https://beige.party/tags/Seafood" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Seafood</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/cooking" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>cooking</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/LactoseIntolerant" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>LactoseIntolerant</span></a></p>
paleblue<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://tech.lgbt/@kiwikiwikiwi" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>kiwikiwikiwi</span></a></span> warm POISON you mean <a href="https://tech.lgbt/tags/lactoseintolerant" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>lactoseintolerant</span></a></p>
Lucy Wallace - arranwildwalks.com<p>Been stuck on the mainland with a combination of van trouble and ferry trouble. Morrisons surprisingly excellent all-day veggie breakfast has been the highlight of my day. 🍳🫘🥑🍞🍅 Pretending that's not butter <a class="hashtag" href="https://bsky.app/search?q=%23lactoseintolerant" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#lactoseintolerant</a></p>
Helen Perris<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://beige.party/@Lana" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>Lana</span></a></span> I can't eat every cheese. Well I could. But then the outcome would not be pleasant for anyone. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/lactoseintolerant" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>lactoseintolerant</span></a></p>
ladychelseaofthevoid<p>stomach: what did you just eat</p><p>uhhh...pizza? </p><p>stomach: *puts on army hat* *picks up phone* yeah, intestines? put colon on red alert, this dumb lactose intolerant bitch never learns her lesson</p><p><a href="https://social.vivaldi.net/tags/lactoseintolerant" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>lactoseintolerant</span></a> <a href="https://social.vivaldi.net/tags/lifelessons" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>lifelessons</span></a> <a href="https://social.vivaldi.net/tags/pizzaisbae" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>pizzaisbae</span></a> <a href="https://social.vivaldi.net/tags/sorrycolon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>sorrycolon</span></a></p>
Terence Eden<p>If you're <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/LactoseIntolerant" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>LactoseIntolerant</span></a>, I've been trying these magic pills from off the Internet.</p><p><a href="https://www.lactofreedom.com" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="">lactofreedom.com</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p><p>They're 10% off with promo code "MILK10"</p><p>Here's my review: <a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2023/02/can-this-new-probiotic-reduce-lactose-intolerance/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">shkspr.mobi/blog/2023/02/can-t</span><span class="invisible">his-new-probiotic-reduce-lactose-intolerance/</span></a></p>
Elektra<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://wandering.shop/@Priyajsridhar" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>Priyajsridhar</span></a></span><br>Do I bake a lot or use baked goods for special occasions? </p><p>Yes!!</p><p>If so, what are your top three? </p><p>This is harder (for reasons--I still haven't figured out lactose intolerance, really). <br>Top is definitely Bread. I can bake bread by hand, but I did bring a bread maker to Odyssey to save time . . . </p><p>Use to be that I'd say New York-style cheesecake--which I still make, but don't eat.</p><p>Grandma's Butter Cookies!!<br>Also--hubby's pie.</p><p><a href="https://wandering.shop/tags/Writephant" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Writephant</span></a> <a href="https://wandering.shop/tags/ambaking" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ambaking</span></a> <a href="https://wandering.shop/tags/lactoseintolerant" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>lactoseintolerant</span></a></p>
Church of Jeff<p><a href="https://cafedelites.com/chicken-tikka-masala/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">cafedelites.com/chicken-tikka-</span><span class="invisible">masala/</span></a></p><p>I made this recipe last night, and it came out perfectly. I haven't run across many recipes that didn't need to be adjusted in some way, so this one is exceptional. Made "mild" by our standards for the kiddos.</p><p>Basmati rice and naan. Ten servings for $40. Normally, this is a $15-18 plate in a middle of the road restaurant.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/LactoseIntolerant" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>LactoseIntolerant</span></a> and <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/SensitiveStomach" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SensitiveStomach</span></a> report: On the toilet several times from 1am-5:30am.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/TikkaMasala" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TikkaMasala</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/IndianCuisine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>IndianCuisine</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/InTheKitchen" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>InTheKitchen</span></a></p>
Church of Jeff<p><a href="https://cafedelites.com/chicken-tikka-masala/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">cafedelites.com/chicken-tikka-</span><span class="invisible">masala/</span></a></p><p>I'm trying out a new recipe. I'll let you know how it pans out for me. My issues with milk seem to be with the biology that comes along with it. I eat this dish in the restaurant and it hasn't killed me. I also think that the longer you stew/brew/simmer the sauce, the better for me. Breaks down the lactose and kills any other biology that came with the yoghurt and cream.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/LactoseIntolerant" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>LactoseIntolerant</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/IndianCuisine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>IndianCuisine</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/InTheKitchen" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>InTheKitchen</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/SensitiveStomach" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SensitiveStomach</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/TikkaMasala" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TikkaMasala</span></a></p>
Diligence Jones<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://hachyderm.io/@Paxxi" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>Paxxi</span></a></span> </p><p>It was! </p><p>Had a hummus plate that was fantastic. An amazing burger. Great wine. A kickass Basque cheesecake. (I....should not have had that. <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/lactoseintolerant" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>lactoseintolerant</span></a> )</p><p>Cloverfield = 10/10</p>
3jane<p>Could some company PLEASE make lactose free sweetened condensed milk again? There was one but they seem to have stopped! I just want key lime pie!<br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/LactoseIntolerant" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>LactoseIntolerant</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/KeyLimePie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>KeyLimePie</span></a></p>
Qkall<p>I absolutely love milkshakes. I just wish they loved me more.</p><p>Is this what god feels like?</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/lactoseintolerant" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>lactoseintolerant</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>joke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/showerthought" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>showerthought</span></a> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://lemmy.world/c/showerthoughts" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>showerthoughts</span></a></span></p>
Rafael<p>Lactase is amazing! I accidentally got hit with some dairy, I popped a lactase pill and did not spend the next four hours clinging to the toilet for dear life. <a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/lactoseintolerant" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>lactoseintolerant</span></a></p>
Sylke’s home cookingQuite a while ago I bought a pack of three takuans (Japanese pickled radish) on a whim and couldn’t quite think what to do with it. Today I looked it up and yes, it’s just eaten like a pickle at the side. The taste reminds me of very mild and ever so slightly sweet sauerkraut. My husband liked them a lot, so I think we’ll have no problem finishing them off. The look of the half slices reminds me of candied lemons but of course those taste totally different. <br> <br> With the takuan we had rice, mackerel in XO sauce, oven baked pak choi, miso soup and homemade red cabbage kimchi which turned really nice.<br> <br> <a href="https://pixelfed.eu/discover/tags/Mastonom?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Mastonom</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.eu/discover/tags/HomeCooking?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HomeCooking</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.eu/discover/tags/Cooking?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Cooking</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.eu/discover/tags/MainMeal?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#MainMeal</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.eu/discover/tags/MyDinner?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#MyDinner</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.eu/discover/tags/JapaneseFood?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#JapaneseFood</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.eu/discover/tags/FusionKitchen?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#FusionKitchen</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.eu/discover/tags/Food?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Food</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.eu/discover/tags/Flexitarian?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Flexitarian</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.eu/discover/tags/LactoseIntolerant?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#LactoseIntolerant</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.eu/discover/tags/LactoseFree?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#LactoseFree</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.eu/discover/tags/SylkewebFood?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#SylkewebFood</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.eu/discover/tags/SylkewebFood202404?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#SylkewebFood202404</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.eu/discover/tags/Sylkeweb202404?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Sylkeweb202404</a> <a class="u-url" href="https://pixelfed.eu/@foodiverse@a.gup.pe" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@foodiverse@a.gup.pe</a>
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