From the Maybe-Too-On-The-Nose department...
> Microsoft uses .NET internally and a team tasked with migrating thousands
> of .NET Framework projects to .NET Core ran into performance issues, with
> the restore command taking more than 30 minutes in some cases, causing
> what principal software engineer Jeff Kluge called “wasted time and frustration
> for developers.”
A software engineer. Named "Kluge". (And at Microsoft.)
I think we're done here.