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🇨🇦 SteveEvery episode…“Are the crab cakes fresh?“ “Yes sir.“The crab cakes are never fresh. <a href="https://appdot.net/tags/KitchenNightmares" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#KitchenNightmares</a>

Bello BearBello Bear 27 Jan 2025 – If you like please share with friends and family to help Bello grow! <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bellobear" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bellobear</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/comics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#comics</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/comicstrips" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#comicstrips</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/webseries" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#webseries</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Webtoon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Webtoon</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/webcomics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#webcomics</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/webcomicseries" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#webcomicseries</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funnypost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#funnypost</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funnymemes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#funnymemes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funnyreels" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#funnyreels</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/gordonramsay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#gordonramsay</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/kitchennightmares" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#kitchennightmares</a>

G0rbLazy, perfect, Saturday<a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/hackthebox" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#hackthebox</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/lovelymalware" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#lovelymalware</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/insane" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#insane</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/kitchennightmares" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#kitchennightmares</a>

DeadlineGordon Ramsay’s ‘Kitchen Nightmares’ Returns With ‘Road To Super Bowl LIX’ At Fox <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/News" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#News</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GordonRamsay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GordonRamsay</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/KitchenNightmares" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#KitchenNightmares</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/KitchenNightmaresRoadToSuperBowlLIX" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#KitchenNightmaresRoadToSuperBowlLIX</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Premieredates" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Premieredates</a><a href="https://deadline.com/2024/11/gordon-ramsays-kitchen-nightmares-super-bowl-lix-fox-premiere-date-1236164535/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://deadline.com/2024/11/gordon-ramsays-kitchen-nightmares-super-bowl-lix-fox-premiere-date-1236164535/</a>

JennyGordon Ramsay’s Galley NightmaresGordon, holding up two pieces of hard tack to the cook’s head: “What are ye??” Cook, looking dejected: “…I be a scallywag sandwich.”<a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/PirateTVShows" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#PirateTVShows</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/KitchenNightmares" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#KitchenNightmares</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#HashTagGames</a> <a href="https://oldfriends.live/@hashtaggames" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@hashtaggames</a>Edit: Gah!! Galley, not gallery. I be makin’ autocorrect walk the plank!

Frank (he/him)You don't want to ever mix up these two bottles. Especially if you're prepping a nice filet mignon for dinner. 😮‍💨 😅<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DawnPowerwash" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DawnPowerwash</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/OilSprayer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#OilSprayer</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cooking" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#cooking</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cleaning" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#cleaning</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/food" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#food</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/dawn" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#dawn</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CookingOil" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#CookingOil</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/oops" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#oops</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/oopsie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#oopsie</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/KitchenNightmares" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#KitchenNightmares</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/woops" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#woops</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/dinner" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#dinner</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CookingFails" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#CookingFails</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fails" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fails</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/KitchenFails" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#KitchenFails</a>

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Mx Amber Alex (she/it)Jesus fucking christ, what's the deal with Kitchen Nightmares and mobsters?<ul><li>Peter from the very first episode later turned out to be a "made man" of the Cosa Nostra</li><li>Samy from "Amy's Baking Company" was previously incarcerated in Germany and France for extortion and drug distribution (and his wife served a year-long sentence for credit fraud and identity theft)</li><li>Alan from "Burger Kitchen" was the son of Abe Saffron, a major Australian mob boss</li></ul>???<a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/KitchenNightmares" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#KitchenNightmares</a>

Mx Amber Alex (she/it)jfc gordon ramsay repainted an irish pub's green walls with beige because he didn't like themhe thought an irish pub was too greenjfc<a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/kitchennightmares" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#kitchennightmares</a> S4E5

Mx Amber Alex (she/it)<a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/KitchenNightmares" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#KitchenNightmares</a>

Mx Amber Alex (she/it)Ramsay's famous last words…<a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/KitchenNightmares" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#KitchenNightmares</a>

Mx Amber Alex (she/it)If I had a dollar for every chef on Kitchen Nightmares who dropped meat on the floor and put it back in the fryer, I'd have two dollars.Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice, yknow.<a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/KitchenNightmares" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#KitchenNightmares</a>

Mx Amber Alex (she/it)<a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/KitchenNightmares" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#KitchenNightmares</a>

Mx Amber Alex (she/it)I also wonder if they pick arrogant/eccentric/overconfident owners on purpose (and to what extent), or if arrogant delusional jerks are just overrepresented among people whose businesses are failing that badly.At least one restaurant, Finn McCool's from season 1, was supposedly selected for KN after its chef initially applied to one of Ramsay's other cooking shows and they thought his arrogance would look great on KN.<a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/KitchenNightmares" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#KitchenNightmares</a>

Mx Amber Alex (she/it)I would love to know how much of the "how do you rate your food on a scale of one to ten" is scripted tbh.Because I cannot imagine owning a restaurant, looking a famous chef with tons of awards dead in the eye, and saying "my food is an eight out of ten".Like, I'm fairly confident in i.e. my writing and my composing, but if you ask me to rate it on a scale from one (garbage) to ten (world-class), I would give it a four.It's good, sure, but there are people so much better, on a whole other level, than me.Even if I was super confident in my cooking and thought I made great food, I could never look a Gordon Ramsay in the eye and give my food more than 6/10, simply because what you can reach as an average restaurant, with time and money constraints, and what you can reach as a world-class chef who can charge $500 for a dinner, is worlds apart.So I'd love to know if these people really think their food is 8–10/10, or if the producers tell them to say that so they appear more arrogant and can be more impressively humbled by Ramsay.<a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/KitchenNightmares" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#KitchenNightmares</a>

Mx Amber Alex (she/it)I really gotta watch more of the UK show though. From what I've seen, it's 90% less yelling, 90% less shock value, and 90% less staged, just Ramsay (he narrates the show himself, too) trying to fix restaurants, from chef to chef, without having to please American reality TV execs.<a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/KitchenNightmares" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#KitchenNightmares</a> <a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/KitchenNightmaresUK" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#KitchenNightmaresUK</a>

Mx Amber Alex (she/it)Watching Kitchen Nightmares, I'm increasingly convinced the best way to run a restaurant is to have a menu of no more than ten items.Ten items that are excellent seems to beat fifty items that are mediocre.In general, even knowing that a lot of the drama is staged, it seems like 90% of those episode could be resolved without an episode if Gordon just wrote a letter that said "look in your fridge, cut the menu in half, clean the kitchen, and throw out the frozen food".<a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/KitchenNightmares" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#KitchenNightmares</a>

Mx Amber Alex (she/it)What's the deal with Kitchen Nightmares and trying to play up middle-aged waitresses' supposed attraction to Gordon?<a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/KitchenNightmares" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#KitchenNightmares</a>

Mx Amber Alex (she/it)<a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/KitchenNightmares" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#KitchenNightmares</a>, every two episodes

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