When is the best time to wash your Slinky?

During spring cleaning.

Rien a voir avec les noix ni avec le cocolat de pâques... Mais j'espère que vous aimerez !

https://youtube.com/shorts/cyjWFfOxNsE?si=U9TEw2NVdTGgUtvO

New comiCSS cartoon: Unattended children will be given espresso and a free CSS class (or something)
https://comicss.art/comics/181/

long ago once in ancient Japan
was a geisha who dressed as a man
her pants were so tight
that they rubbed her just right
when she walked you might say that she ran

What's the Easter Bunny's favorite dance move?

The bunny hop.

Pour pâques, une blague sur les archéologues...
V'voyez l'rapport ?

https://youtube.com/shorts/Id2FujEWLcA?si=vPo1ae4IUJ-ftRs0

Sweet Hester of Leicester's young sister
(I goosed her in Worcester and Bicester)
Was beautiful Julie;
I wooed her in Beaulieu
But mostly in Towcester I kissed 'er

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There once was a girl named Robyn
every night her bed was a bobbin'
the men would take leave
after being quite pleased
and leave Robyn with her body a throbbin

There once was a boy named ali
He took all the girls with glee
But when they unzipped his fly
he wanted to die
cuz his wee was the size of a flea

‘𝑻𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑻𝑰𝑹𝑬𝑺’

A marketing gimmick that got out of hand.

there was a young girl from East Cheam
who crept into the vestry unseen
she took down her knickers
and likewise the vicar's
and said 'how about it old bean

There once was a girl from Tucker
Who wanted a canary to pluck her
She tightly squeezed her 'Vaginer'
But it flew up her 'Hiner'
And was killed by a runnaway trucker

What did the egg say after a hard workout?

I'm eggs-hausted.