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Tim Hergert<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@gedeonm" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>gedeonm</span></a></span> What? It really . . . TIES . . . the room together!</p><p><a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/IllSeeMyselfOut" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>IllSeeMyselfOut</span></a></p>
C.<p>&lt;walking into electronics supply house&gt;</p><p>Clerk: Can I help you?<br>Me: Yes, could you please take me to the kapton?</p><p><a href="https://mindly.social/tags/Prism" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Prism</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/electronics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>electronics</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/tape" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>tape</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/kapton" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>kapton</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>pun</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/band" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>band</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/Canadian" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Canadian</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/IllSeeMyselfOut" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>IllSeeMyselfOut</span></a></p>
Zark Muckerburg<p>Me: “Did it hurt ?“<br>Satan: “Did what hurt exactly ?”<br>Me: “Did it hurt, when you fell from heaven?” <br><a href="https://mstdn.games/tags/illseemyselfout" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>illseemyselfout</span></a></p>
Nixy the Glitchyeen<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://donphan.social/@hi_cial" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>hi_cial</span></a></span> Guess you gonna need to "stand-by" till you have a replacement in place.</p><p>#🥁<a href="https://shark.community/tags/Illseemyselfout" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Illseemyselfout</span></a></p>
Benjamin<p>What's a Bitcoin-Bro's weak spot called? (Answer in reply)</p><p><a href="https://toot.berlin/tags/Pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Pun</span></a> <a href="https://toot.berlin/tags/IllSeeMyselfOut" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>IllSeeMyselfOut</span></a> <a href="https://toot.berlin/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a></p>
acm<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://epistolary.org/@vees" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>vees</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://infosec.exchange/@briankrebs" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>briankrebs</span></a></span> Well, that's pretty much the Krebs cycle!</p><p><a href="https://jawns.club/tags/IllSeeMyselfOut" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>IllSeeMyselfOut</span></a></p>
Linzington<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://kind.social/@retrosponge" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>retrosponge</span></a></span> I'm sorry. <a href="https://kind.social/tags/illseemyselfout" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>illseemyselfout</span></a></p>
plinth<p>If you work at a seasonal Halloween store, on November 1st, do you become dispirited? <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/dadjoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>dadjoke</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/dadjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>dadjokes</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/illseemyselfout" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>illseemyselfout</span></a></p>
The Cheshire Chris<p>If you make a Phish cover band where everyone wears a pig mask is it bacon jam?</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/IllSeeMyselfOut" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>IllSeeMyselfOut</span></a></p>
Hijueputa Gruñon<p>So, has anyone pointed out that Debbie is, in fact, a downer?</p><p><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/meteorologyjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>meteorologyjokes</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/illseemyselfout" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>illseemyselfout</span></a></p>
Rupert V/<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://toot.si/@Hnzek" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>Hnzek</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://tech.lgbt/@LilahTovMoon" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>LilahTovMoon</span></a></span> But are there cheesecake pics?<br><a href="https://mastodon.nz/tags/IllSeeMyselfOut" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>IllSeeMyselfOut</span></a></p>
C.<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.laurenweinstein.org/@lauren" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>lauren</span></a></span> </p><p>If they eventually do the right thing and scrap it, would it be "Microsoft Totals Recall" ?</p><p><a href="https://mindly.social/tags/IllSeeMyselfOut" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>IllSeeMyselfOut</span></a></p>
Sune Auken<p>Which pop singer does the most righteous drinking?</p><p>- Justin Bieber.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/BadJokeFriday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BadJokeFriday</span></a> </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/IllSeeMyselfOut" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>IllSeeMyselfOut</span></a></p>
hexamander<p>Heap spraying is when you wet down your compost pile. <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/gardening" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>gardening</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/infosec" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>infosec</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/IllSeeMyselfOut" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>IllSeeMyselfOut</span></a></p>
Zark Muckerburg<p>I don’t know about you. But I’m personally glad the Apple car was canceled. I prefer my cars to have Windows… <br><a href="https://mstdn.games/tags/apple" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>apple</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.games/tags/dadjoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>dadjoke</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.games/tags/illseemyselfout" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>illseemyselfout</span></a></p>
Fennix :donor:<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mstdn.social/@Free_Press" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>Free_Press</span></a></span> that fish says: Plaice to see you!</p><p><a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/IllSeeMyselfOut" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>IllSeeMyselfOut</span></a></p>
DD3AH 📡📶 🏳️‍🌈🌐<p>When I have to apologize for my <a href="https://mastodontech.de/tags/CW" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>CW</span></a> keying I use remorse code.</p><p><a href="https://mastodontech.de/tags/illseemyselfout" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>illseemyselfout</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mastodontech.de/tags/binjaschonstill" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>binjaschonstill</span></a> 😶</p>
Zark Muckerburg<p>Is pooping considered the opposite of eating ? <a href="https://mstdn.games/tags/askingforafriend" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>askingforafriend</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.games/tags/illseemyselfout" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>illseemyselfout</span></a></p>
Paul Nicholas :pico8: :vscode:<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.gamedev.place/@minionsoft" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>minionsoft</span></a></span> Yeah, I guess<br>...if you wanna be anal about it 😏 <br><a href="https://mastodon.gamedev.place/tags/IllSeeMyselfOut" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>IllSeeMyselfOut</span></a></p>
Evelyn<p><span class="h-card"><a href="https://woof.group/@Drub" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>Drub</span></a></span> Do you mean… Your champagne grapes aren’t ripening in concord?</p><p><a href="https://libretooth.gr/tags/IllSeeMyselfOut" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>IllSeeMyselfOut</span></a></p>
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