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Real_JamesCainDid you see the <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/HallmarkChristmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HallmarkChristmas</a> movie where the disenchanted single American woman travels to a foreign country where she meets his prince? Immediately taken with him, she introduces him to a host of wholesome Christmas traditions with all the trimmings. In the film’s denouement, the prince executes her and abolishes the festive holiday within its borders.

Ron Sparks 🇨🇦 #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦I've come to understand that the main reason my Mom watches every Hallmark Christmas movie is to point out all the times someone is being rude by not offering their visitors tea or coffee. "It just takes a minute and they brought you [INSERT BAKED GOOD]." <a href="https://bsky.brid.gy/hashtag/Hallmark" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Hallmark</a> <a href="https://bsky.brid.gy/hashtag/Christmas" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Christmas</a> <a href="https://bsky.brid.gy/hashtag/HallmarkChristmas" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HallmarkChristmas</a> <a href="https://bsky.brid.gy/hashtag/TV" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TV</a>

John HoodCastle Grayskull is mine! <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MOTU" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#MOTU</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Mattel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Mattel</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Hallmark" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Hallmark</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HallmarkChristmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HallmarkChristmas</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Christmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Christmas</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ChristmasTree" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ChristmasTree</a>

Mad HildebrandtI’m so excited for the first Hallmark Christmas Cruise—where every deck is its own <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/HolidayRomance" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HolidayRomance</a> village, and love is just one mistletoe away! <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/HallmarkChristmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HallmarkChristmas</a> @hallmarkchannel <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/hallmarkchristmascruise" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#hallmarkchristmascruise</a>

AlsoPaisleyCatThe Hallmark Christmas Countdown 2024 has been posted, with many of the casting details now available.So, it’s time for our first look at which Star Trek actors will be making it over to the comforting Hallmark Holiday romances this year, including some well known stars in supporting roles.1. Ed Begley Jr (Voyager ‘Future’s End 1&2) as a grandfather in ‘Holiday Touchdown’ a Kansas City Chiefs superfan romance2. Ronnie Rowe Jr. (Bryce on Discovery) is back in a rebroadcast of 2023’s Christmas with a Kiss’3. Dan Jeanotte (Sam Kirk on Strange New Worlds) in ‘All I Need for Christmas’ <a href="https://ibe.social/@deathkitten" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@deathkitten</a> <a href="https://starbase80.wtf/@5ciFiGirl" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@5ciFiGirl</a> <a href="https://fedigroups.social/@zora" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@zora</a> <a href="https://tenforward.social/tags/StarTrek" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#StarTrek</a> <a href="https://birdsite.monster/hallmarkchannel" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@hallmarkchannel</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/@Hallmark" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@Hallmark</a> <a href="https://tenforward.social/tags/HallmarkChannel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HallmarkChannel</a> <a href="https://tenforward.social/tags/HallmarkChristmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HallmarkChristmas</a> <a href="https://tenforward.social/tags/ChristmasMovies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ChristmasMovies</a>

Real_JamesCainEver notice in the denouement of the <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/HallmarkChristmasMovie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HallmarkChristmasMovie</a> when they declare, “and I’ve decided to open up a hot chocolate restaurant”, everyone shouts “oh, congratulations, that’s what you always wanted!”, no one curmudgeonly says, “that’s a terrible idea, that’ll never work.” <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/HallmarkChristmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HallmarkChristmas</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/Hallmark" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Hallmark</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/HallmarkMovies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HallmarkMovies</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/HallmarkChristmasMovies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HallmarkChristmasMovies</a>

Real_JamesCainNone of these <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/HallmarkMovies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HallmarkMovies</a> have a hard of hearing relative where someone has to explain the plot details to them several times before they just give up, and they remain clueless throughout the whole story. <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/HallmarkChristmasMovies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HallmarkChristmasMovies</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/HallmarkChristmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HallmarkChristmas</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/Hallmark" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Hallmark</a>

Andrew "Harris/? 2024" GlissonJonathan Frakes is in "A Biltmore Christmas" and I am there for it.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/startrekTNG" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#startrekTNG</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HallmarkChristmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HallmarkChristmas</a>

Neil Carpenter :unverified:"Holiday Hotline"After leaving London, Abby connects with an anonymous caller while working at a cooking hotline. The caller is single dad "John" who Abby unknowingly has become smitten with in real life.The quintessential Hallmark holiday movie from the characters (a London chef who is running away from an abusive relationship with her boss and a widower trying to make the best Christmas for his 10 year old daughter) to the ending in which, I hope this isn't a spoiler, they both change their minds at the last minute and meet on his doorstep...but the chemistry was only so-so and, let's face it, setting a movie in Chicago is just a way of saying you didn't have the budget for America's first city.3 stars out of 5, probably a good one to have on while baking holiday cookies.<a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/HallmarkChristmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HallmarkChristmas</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/Hallmark" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Hallmark</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/HallmarkMovieReviews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HallmarkMovieReviews</a>

Real_JamesCainFUN FACT: After 9pm, every <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/HallmarkChristmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HallmarkChristmas</a> movie is allowed one utterance of the word “fuck”. <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/Hallmark" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Hallmark</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/HallmarkChristmasMovies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HallmarkChristmasMovies</a>

:nfld_tri: 🇨🇦 CowMan 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 🇲🇽This morning in <a href="https://nfld.me/tags/yyt" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#yyt</a>, there was a film set on Bannerman Rd. They were filming across the front of the <a href="https://nfld.me/tags/Parlour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Parlour</a> (done up in Christmas decorations) for a Hallmark christmas special.[ <a href="https://nfld.me/tags/HallmarkChristmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HallmarkChristmas</a> <a href="https://nfld.me/tags/Filming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Filming</a> <a href="https://nfld.me/tags/FilmSet" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#FilmSet</a> <a href="https://nfld.me/tags/Newfoundland" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Newfoundland</a> ]

Todd JordanAnyone else not at the office or working today?Our house the three of us are off and being lazy. Yawn.There is some gaming and some Hallmark shows.<a href="https://mastocomm.org/tags/gaming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#gaming</a> <a href="https://mastocomm.org/tags/hallmarkchristmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#hallmarkchristmas</a>

Neil Carpenter :unverified:FYI, there's hidden depths to the Hallmark holiday lineup.<a href="https://boingboing.net/2022/12/22/sister-swap-are-two-different-hallmark-christmas-movies-made-from-the-same-footage.html" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://boingboing.net/2022/12/22/sister-swap-are-two-different-hallmark-christmas-movies-made-from-the-same-footage.html</a><a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/Christmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Christmas</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/HallmarkChristmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HallmarkChristmas</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/SisterSwap" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#SisterSwap</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/Inception" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Inception</a>

GayDeceiverBrock, lonesome and handsome Christmas tree farmer in a small picturesque mountain town, has to travel to the Big City. He’s the sole inheritor of his strangled uncle’s apartment building, which is full of lovely and colorful characters. He discovers every tenant loved his uncle, and he has to be the emcee at their Christmas pageant. He slowly falls in love with the director, who also happens to be his uncle’s estate lawyer, and he decides to stay. <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/HallmarkChristmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#HallmarkChristmas</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Christmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Christmas</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Xmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Xmas</a>

Real_JamesCainEver since you came back to your old hometown and visited my Christmas store in search of the perfect ornament, I’ve just had the most amazing time. That first cup of hot chocolate, that montage of us decorating your Christmas tree with your son, that first kiss….you know I was going to ask if you’d like to stay in my 4 story log cabin I built myself…. Wait a minute Jack, let me see that old ripped up photo of your Dad. Okay, you know that’s the only picture I have of him. Look at this picture of him on the wall….that’s the same picture as the one you’ve been carrying around all these years! Jack, that’s my Dad too! <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/HallmarkChristmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HallmarkChristmas</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/HallmarkChristmasMovie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HallmarkChristmasMovie</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/HallmarkChristmasPlot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HallmarkChristmasPlot</a>

GayDeceiverGeoff, the astonishingly handsome and unbelievably successful youngest partner ever at his law firm, travels back to his small town to spend time with his family. He reconnects with his high school crush, the prom queen who ended up divorced, with six kids, living in the trailer park. The Magic of the Season makes Geoff quit his job, move in with the former queen, and live in the trailer park. Krampus smiles, “Another job well done.” <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/HallmarkChristmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#HallmarkChristmas</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/KrampusChristmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#KrampusChristmas</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Xmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Xmas</a>

GayDeceiver“This is not a Christmas movie, so you don’t get your way, Mister!” “Actually, it is, and I will. You see, I’m the next Santa, and the Spirit of Christmas has brought us together in this magical place at this romantically appropriate time.” “Seriously? Listen to me: You and I are never, ever going to be a thing. Ever!” “How can you resist the unstoppable power of the Holiday? It’s impossible!” “Uhm. I don’t bat for team hetero.” “…” “I’m out of here!” <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/HallmarkChristmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#HallmarkChristmas</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Xmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Xmas</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Christmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Christmas</a>

GayDeceiver“Remember the court order! You and I are never ever getting back together! There is not enough Christmas magic in the whole world to make that happen! Here’s a signed affidavit from Santa Claus himself saying that he will not help you! Your great aunt is recovering from the poisoning, and doesn’t want to see you ever again! Go back to the big city, where you belong! Do I have to call the cops, cuz I will!” <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/HallmarkChristmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#HallmarkChristmas</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Xmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Xmas</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Christmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Christmas</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/ChristmasMagic" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#ChristmasMagic</a>

CaitiefHaul Out the Holly: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HallmarkChristmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HallmarkChristmas</a> Hallmark is leaning into the com part of rom-com this year and it is so fun! Stars two of my favs and it was legitimately funny. My husband saw part of it and even he laughed! Great story, good use of the tropes and a ton of fun! 10/10

GayDeceiver“Barclay’s Christmas holo is malfunctioning. The safety protocols are off. We have to participate or die, Imzadi.” “You did this on purpose, William James Ryker. Let’s get on with it.” “According to the instructions, you’re in town to help your ailing aunt run her Christmas shop, and I’m the town’s large animal vet … and we have being the Spirit of Christmas to everyone before the tree lighting in the square.” <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Christmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Christmas</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Xmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Xmas</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/HallmarkChristmas" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#HallmarkChristmas</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/StarTrek" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#StarTrek</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Troi" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Troi</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Imzadi" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Imzadi</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Ryker" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Ryker</a>

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