O lards xmas came early! I just found out there’s a #GwenShamblin Lifetime biopic starring Jennifer Grey doin’ an over-the-top southern accent wearin’ some pretty outrageous aging Valley Girl fright wigs!
You know Gwen, the Memphis housewife who started an abusive weight-loss-for-Jesus cult in the 90s and ended up a multimillionaire married to a cut-rate-Fabio grifter? She had the biggest, blondest hair in history?
Not gonna lie, I can’t resist a celebrity biopic, y’all. Especially ones about seriously deranged godbag scam artists. This is gonna be flippin’ awesome just for the hair alone.
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