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Jer<p>the fediverse is not "social media," because the "media" in "social media" means "stuff that exists for us to run ads next to," and the "social" in "social media" means "we didn't have to pay to create any of it."</p><p>You have to stop trying to do the things that have only ever been done for advertising reasons, in a place that is full of people who are only even here because they <em>don't want to be participants</em> in anyone's advertising scheme. <a href="https://gts.nyquil.org/tags/getoffamylawn" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>GetOffaMyLawn</span></a></p>
Jer<blockquote><p>we're trying to come up with ways to make the fediverse more attractive to media outlets and brands.</p></blockquote><p>Please don't do that. <a href="https://gts.nyquil.org/tags/getoffamylawn" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>GetOffaMyLawn</span></a></p>
Jer<blockquote><p>73 words 471 characters</p></blockquote><p>That post from "ActivityPub for WordPress" has a longer misused-CW field than some instances even allow for posts.</p><p>If you're going to try to join a network, I think it behooves you to try to fit in. Automatically pushing long truncations of your shit into people's timelines is not how you do that.</p><p>That is how you get blocked, however. <a href="https://gts.nyquil.org/tags/getoffamylawn" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>GetOffaMyLawn</span></a></p>
otheorange_tag<p>Went to the store for the first time in a LONG time. Oh, black olives in a can I lo... EIGHT F**KING BUCKS <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/ShoveEmUpYerArse" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>ShoveEmUpYerArse</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/GetOffaMyLawn" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>GetOffaMyLawn</span></a></p>
otheorange_tag<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@ADignorantium" class="u-url mention">@<span>ADignorantium</span></a></span> I dunno, I&#39;ve seen a lot of stupid the last few years! <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/GetOffaMyLawn" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>GetOffaMyLawn</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/iLikeToWatch" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>iLikeToWatch</span></a></p>
[ Jer moved instances ]<p><span>Your Zoom call doesn't need a social media account </span><a href="https://fedia.social/tags/GetOffaMyLawn" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#GetOffaMyLawn</a></p>
[ Jer moved instances ]<p><span>Crotchety old man hot take: Twitter wouldn't be able to cause election interference if you stopped using it for election stuff. I often wish the world would go back to saying Twitter is just for posting what kind of sandwich you ate. </span><a href="https://fedia.social/tags/GetOffaMyLawn" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#GetOffaMyLawn</a></p>
Z_Zed_Zed<p>I guess it’s about time to introduce myself:<br>I never did an introductory post. I will (or have) skip past your introductory post. I find the entire tradition of writing introductory posts a little creepy. </p><p><a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/GetOffaMyLawn" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>GetOffaMyLawn</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/WhySoNosy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>WhySoNosy</span></a></p>
hedwyg<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://hachyderm.io/@malware" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>malware</span></a></span> The first system I used was Continuus, way back during the last century. <a href="https://med-mastodon.com/tags/GetOffaMyLawn" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>GetOffaMyLawn</span></a></p>
otheorange_tag<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mstdn.ca/@bunnyhero" class="u-url mention">@<span>bunnyhero</span></a></span> teehee I may have went a little nuts when slack&#39;s helpdesk suggested I talk to boss b about these issues(not slack) so I responded and included boss a(also not slack, but thinking about using it, until now) 😜 <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/GetOffaMyLawn" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>GetOffaMyLawn</span></a></p>
otheorange_tag<p>And while I am complaining, whitespace makes me stabby! (all)SOCIAL MEDIA STOP WASTING VALUABLE REAL ESTATE! Of course the first thing I do with sheet music is cut and paste the lines closer together and remove page turns, so I guess I&#39;m the problem here?! 🤷 It&#39;s all about the characters per square pixel! <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/GetOffaMyLawn" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>GetOffaMyLawn</span></a></p>
otheorange_tag<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mstdn.ca/@bunnyhero" class="u-url mention">@<span>bunnyhero</span></a></span> :ms_eyes: If it&#39;s a wifi thing, just grab the iphone from the guy walking just on the edge of the reception and smash the fk out of it, that&#39;ll keep your router from resetting becuase that a**hole is so special! (oh sorry) <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/GETOFFAMYLAWN" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>GETOFFAMYLAWN</span></a></p>
otheorange_tag<p>&quot;Functional mushrooms?!&quot; WTF is wrong with you!! <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/GetOffaMyLawn" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>GetOffaMyLawn</span></a></p>
otheorange_tag<p>Hey, as thin clients broswers suck, they are bloated cpu hungry things, this stuff belongs in a server with scribbling into a fake window and optimized over the wire stuff. Anyone out there try this? Think chrome/firefox on a server scribbling into a pretend screen buffer and the buffer being carved up into x11-ish bits sent over the wire to a true thin client (hint 300Mbyte browsers ain&#39;t it bro!) <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/GetOffaMyLawn" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>GetOffaMyLawn</span></a></p>
otheorange_tag<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mstdn.ca/@bunnyhero" class="u-url mention">@<span>bunnyhero</span></a></span> I have a question, (you or anyone really) My thin client antibrowser for cloud apps used to be 252k and I&#39;ve reduced it to 160k but as soon as I have to allocate an <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/xcb" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>xcb</span></a> shared buffer it bloats to 8M (I need to do this to get from 2 frames a second to reasonable frames/sec) I REALLY REALLY miss scribbling into the frame buffer directly and not dealing with copycopycopy shtforbrains software <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/GetOffaMyLawn" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>GetOffaMyLawn</span></a> 🙂 (Still better than 300M chrome, but...)</p>
otheorange_tag<p>Jokes on you, you stupid ***kers! I don&#39;t have an apple account, I don&#39;t have a vehicle that takes gas, I don&#39;t have a prime *anything* account. and I DGAS if there was an unauthorized access to something I&#39;ve never heard of before <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/GETOFFAMYLAWN" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>GETOFFAMYLAWN</span></a></p>
otheorange_tag<p>Hey android &quot;archive&quot; trigger GFYS The ONLY time you trip is when I accidentally fat finger it, then I have a few seconds to undo or lose the thread and have to DICK with things! NO just NO! No damned anything but text in a text app. <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/GetOffaMyLawn" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>GetOffaMyLawn</span></a></p>
otheorange_tag<p>Anyone know how to <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/DeTelephoneSanitizer" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>DeTelephoneSanitizer</span></a> the current <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/VIM" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>VIM</span></a> which informs me with a input I&#39;ve changed the underlying file, because I intended to change the underlying file. BUT I&#39;ve meanwhile slammed about 2000 characters because vi, since the beginning... and gawd knows what I did STOP F**KING with vi(m) some of us know what we are doing <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/GetOffaMyLawn" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>GetOffaMyLawn</span></a></p>
otheorange_tag<p>Remember kids, when git gets too uppity and all oh your changes will be overwritten! remember to run the STFU*.sh scripts to blow that sht away and yank down a fresh copy! <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/YW" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>YW</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/ThugLife" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>ThugLife</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/GetOffaMyLawn" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>GetOffaMyLawn</span></a></p>
otheorange_tag<p>Friendly reminder, I&#39;m 61, I&#39;m old, if you &quot;send me a DM&quot; a) I won&#39;t know, I might see it since it shows up as a toot? 2) I STILL won&#39;t know if it&#39;s a DM or just a toot. <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/GetOffaMyLawn" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>GetOffaMyLawn</span></a></p>