Flatsville Radio<p><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/ECPL20230708" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>ECPL20230708</span></a> 1</p><p>[SFX Electrical generator noise increases in the background]</p><p>ANNOUNCER: You are listening to <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/FlatsvilleRadio" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>FlatsvilleRadio</span></a> - broadcasting at 100,000 attowatts - the pulse of the rectangle province.</p><p>[SFX Show theme song plays]</p><p>Hi I'm DjEd and welcome to the <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/EclecticCarnival" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>EclecticCarnival</span></a> Show.<br />Today's theme, for the first Saturday in July after Canada Day, all songs have the word "July" in the title.</p>