Covidiocracy<p>Horse owner: "He has had an erection for about two days now, and it's frostbit by now."</p><p>Veterinarian Dr. Pol: "It's a Michigan winter. When it gets this cold, things like this happen. Oh! Holy Moses. Paraphimosis. What we call this is paraphimosis, where the penis swells up and cannot retract back in the sheath."</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/veterinary" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>veterinary</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/DrPol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DrPol</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/horse" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>horse</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/penis" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>penis</span></a></p>