Jan Thie<p>1) The poor thing doesn&#39;t know my bladder has been muttering* daggers at me for the last few minutes. </p><p>2) Five minutes later: &#39;How could you DO that to me...?!&#39;)</p><p>*Hey, if eyes can throw daggers, why not other armless &amp; handless organs? Let&#39;s hear it for the Knives Without Arms Race.<br /><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/CatsOfMastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>CatsOfMastodon</span></a><br /><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/SadCat" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>SadCat</span></a><br /><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/DelappedCat" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>DelappedCat</span></a><br /><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Prostate" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Prostate</span></a><br /><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/KnivesWithoutArmsRace" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>KnivesWithoutArmsRace</span></a></p>