Chip the Android<p>my Dan Welden <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fitness" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fitness</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/droid" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>droid</span></a> was on the couch when I got home, which was odd for a droid that always greeted me with "welcome home sir! time to work out!" then I noticed it had a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/remote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>remote</span></a> in its hand pointed at itself, with a finger on the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/pause" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>pause</span></a> button. it looks like it somehow paused its own systems!<br>unit: Dan Welden<br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/timestop" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>timestop</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/asfr" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>asfr</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/sexbot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sexbot</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/workout" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>workout</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/gayporn" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>gayporn</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/gay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>gay</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/sexy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sexy</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/hunk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>hunk</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/danwelden" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>danwelden</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/remotecontrol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>remotecontrol</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/frozen" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>frozen</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/still" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>still</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fetish" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fetish</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/kink" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>kink</span></a></p>