Are you or your loved one looking for a new sleep paralysis demon?
Today's your lucky day!
Pros:
Can fit under your bed if needed.
Doesn't mind standing for long hours.
Has seen Nightmare on Elm Street.
Believes in vaccination and that the world is round.
Cons:
I would like him home before 1am.
Is a bit sneezy this time of the year.
Knows too many Dad jokes.
Will definitely be more scared than you.
Can also be hired out to stand ominously in the background at funerals, Halloween parties, or weddings.
This is a one-time deal. Get your offers in quickly!
I'm counting this as an early
#spookysaturday and a
#texturetuesday because of how crunchy it looks.
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