What is with MAGA and the orange makeup!?

The Senate voted 49 to 49 to end Trump's tariffs. BJ #Couchfucker had to settle the tie. #McTurdle, who claimed to be against #DiaperBaby on this, didn't show. Admitted coward Lisa Murkowski voted to knuckle under because "Repercussions are real." But one Democrat could have ended the tariff nightmare once and for all #SheldonWhitehouse didn't show.

Every day I get emails from #DSCC looking for money. "We have to take back the Senate---wah, wah." I can tell you that #JasmineCrockett would have shown up to vote. #SheldonWhitehouse SHAME ON YOU.

The Pope???

J.D. Vance was just looking for "the Holy Settee"

Hearing rumours JD Vance had the Colosseum cleared of humans so he could "Fuck a leather couch in the hot Roman sun, like the Gladiators of Old"

Cool cool, two nuclear armed states close to War.....all after a JD Vance state visit....This Is Fine

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/apr/24/india-pakistan-summons-kashmir-attack

Unless you are terminally naïve, you will have already been expecting Trump's America to 'walk away' from the Ukraine/Russia negotiations, but you do you Couchfucker, you make your little scene....

Telling the people in a thousand years and on distant planets; "it was the Couchfucking man who killed that Pope"

"...during a scheduled four-day visit to the country by the US president JD Vance."

This man brings woe where-ever he goes...

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/apr/22/tourists-killed-by-suspected-militants-in-kashmir-attack

The Couchfucker promising a "Dark Time For Humanity" while in India today, for once I believe what he says.

First they fuck couches, then they level up to papicide....

"JD Vance to see you now, Your Holiness"

"(A la mierda esto...)"

*Dies

Such a badass move....

> Vance arrives in India for a 4-day visit that includes talks with Modi and personal engagements https://apnews.com/article/jd-vance-india-modi-tariffs-trump-trade-036864827d8ec04745512e185e94d1f8

Oh shit, has anyone checked on PM Modi's health before this meeting?

JD Vance fucked a Couch
JD Vance killed the Pope

"Yes, I killed him. He never thanked me ONCE!"

Vice President J.D. Vance reacted to the death of Pope Francis a day after meeting with the pontiff on Easter Sunday, saying he was “happy to see him yesterday,” though he noted that Francis “was obviously very ill,” CBS News reports.

#BarelySatire, or is it?

> Pope loses will to live after meeting JD Vance https://newsthump.com/2025/04/21/pope-loses-will-to-live-after-meeting-jd-vance/

#JDVance killed the #pope

The shit must have hit the wall....

"A Frank Exchange Of Views"

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/vatican-notes-exchange-opinions-over-migrants-prisoners-meeting-jd-vance_n_6803ab38e4b0181a623f0658